I love how Jack is the main character (Although this is sometimes debatable) yet he has a lot of instances in which he is just "I too am in this episode"

don't want to write I want to think very hard about my fic until it emerges from my head fully formed like athena

Juliet Burke 😊😊😊 Requested by @rhymes-with-soulmate

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

tried this out

“You’re romanticizing it!”

No, actually, I’m sexualizing it. Thanks.

vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

mystery solved

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

sam.

john locke and jack shephard are functioning on layers of daddy issues previously unseen. they're in a 4d chess mental mind boggle of the absolute worse father son dynamic ever. what if your found family father also gives you daddy issues. on top of your pre-existing daddy issues. everything he does is also influenced by his daddy issues btw. dynamic of all time. truly.

Love watching Lost when I'm having a bad day cause no matter what kind of day I'm having, Jack Shephard is having a worse one

LOST 2.01, "Man of Science, Man of Faith