chapter 1: birth

but when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a superhero

A douchebag’s film. Starring: God’s perfect idiot, a hot chick, a British villain, the comic relief, a moody teen, a CGI character, a gratuitous cameo. Produced by asshats. Written by the real heroes here. Directed by an overpaid tool. — DEADPOOL (2016)

but when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a superhero

Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas!

but when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a superhero

i identify with deadpool because i too am loud and queer and morally questionable

with great power, comes great irresponsibility.

I’m going to enjoy this moment. Very rarely am I not the ugliest guy in the room.

Don’t be a hero. I’ve tried, and it’s a bummer.