Title: solemates
Author: @shiftylinguini
Recipient: @oknowkiss
Pairing(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Background Seamus/Dean, Background Ron/Hermione, Background Neville/Charlie
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: ~17,000
Tags: Co workers, friends with benefits, friends to lovers, idiots to lovers, EWE, drarry in their 30s, magical plants and Botany, herbology, plant doctor Draco Malfoy, magical plant wrangler Harry Potter, joyful promiscuity, parties, drinking, mention of drunk kissing, smoking, pub quizzes, bets and wagers, inter-departmental step challenges, massages, anal sex, anal fingering, blow jobs, top Draco Malfoy, bottom Harry Potter, bisexual Harry Potter, first time, misunderstandings, getting together, use of the word slut during sex
Summary: It starts because Harry has no self-control when it comes to meaningless and entertaining competition.
(From the prompt: Workplace fic in which a benign inter-department step challenge gets out of hand, spearheaded by you know who 1 and 2)
Author's Notes: Oknowkiss, ahhh, I was so fucking excited to get to write for you!!! I love your writing and general fandom presence, and your signup provided me with a lot of ideas, all of which I grabbed in greedy little hands (I particularly loved this: "i love when they make each other so dumb that they’re doing everyone else a favor by taking themselves off the market" lmao). I hope I have managed to smoosh a decent chunk of your likes into this fic and that this will hit the spot and bring a little joy at the end of the year!
Massive thanks as well to my beta, a perpetual rockstar, and to those amazing people (you know who you are!!) who let me run ideas by you and carried me to the finish line like huskies pulling a wonky sled.
Lastly, and as always, giant thanks to the mods for their kindness and in running this fest!
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.