"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.
"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.
"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.
"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule
just got out of my time capsule btw
Super! Who locked you in there?
Thinking about all the jayvik Jayce pov fics where Viktor’s changed so much that Jayce can barely recognise him, and then he takes his mask off and his eyes, at least, are still the same as he remembers
I am inconsolable
Read as many times as needed
yeah having to take your fanfic down is totally the same as losing limbs. I'm a weird geek too but I can't stand yall
Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
thats not the word I meant to use
None of these words are in the bible.
dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.
i’m sorry cock is in the bible?
Matthew 26:34 KJV
Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either
Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming
My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED
I sent this to a boy and he said it was too long and wouldnt read it
tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
shoutout to all of the people who would qualify as ‘bad bisexual representation’ if they were fictional. aka me
lindt is being sued in a class action in the united states because they are one of MANY brands of chocolate that tested high for heavy metals. and this is despite lindt claiming their chocolate is "expertly crafted with the finest ingredients". no recall was issued after the tests came out. lead and cadmium can fuck the body over BAD.
lindt's genius defense is that they are going to stop saying the whole thing about being expertly crafted with the finest ingredients, so nobody can complain about the heavy metals in their chocolate anymore! and that makes it okay. source: trust me bro
(now please drop the lawsuit thanks)
consumer reports test results of a bunch of different chocolate brands <- original report being referenced
imagine this. you advertise yourself as "the coolest dude around". your whole persona is being "cool" and "chill". and then one day, you burn someone's house down on purpose. they inevitably sue the shit out of you. and your defense is that you will stop calling yourself "cool" or "chill" so nobody can reasonably expect that you will not set things on fire, because fire is hot, which is the opposite of cool and chill. and therefore everything is fine now and nobody can be mad at you anymore.
that is lindt's defense here.
the most disturbing thing isn’t dude bros voting for trump. the most disturbing thing is women, trans, queer, disabled people and people of color voting for trump. it’s disheartening seeing how many women, trans, queer, disabled people and people of color turn out to be trump supporters.
sorry but that man isn’t going to protect you when he’s president. you are betraying your own communities who are trying to protect you at best, voted your own rights away at worst. and for what?
Yes of course tumblr user beloved-johnny-depp, what kind of cultural shifts could have happened to make the average person think Harris was worse than a rapist?
