Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

One of the greatest haters in cinema

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

found it

Was rewatching Sam's first scene in TWS for reasons and I always forget how unsubtle the flirting is. Like!!!! Steve was so into Sam IMMEDIATELY. He was straight up tugging on Sam's pigtails in the lunch line. He was showing off. He was making an effort. He opened up like a spring flower as soon as Sam pushed back on him.

AND SAM. Sam INSTANTLY matched his energy and started giving him a check yes or no note. "Come see me at work 🥰🥰🥰🥰" He was like, I'm gonna establish a connection so good, this man's gonna be thinking about it after nazis come back from the dead to kill him again. Giving him music recommendations, flirting with his girl friends, tugging on his pigtails back.

I can't STAND IT. I have cavities now. I need to lay down. They're everything to me. "This man is half my soul" YEAH!!!! I SEE THAT

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started losing interest in the MCU after that

X-men evolution is so hilarious like they made a high school au for a franchise that already takes place at a school

question for ppl who used to like marvel movies but grew out of it:

i had to cut some movies for length. spiderman far from home was phase 3 and spiderman no way home was phase 4.

fatws was the last thing i was actually excited for, but it was such a huge disappointment that it broke whatever spell of nostalgia the mcu had cast over me and i never enjoyed another marvel movie again

THEYRE STILL GOING BTW?? dead horse has been ground into dust for gelatine

i'm over 2 weeks late but happy 20th anniversary to the Most Important comic book cover of all time. here is my homage

fuckin RIP Johnny Storm, your brother in law was a dumbass.

Tom, i just wanna talk

marvel studios: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called “queerbait” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear lokius's pale coconuts are about to collide

my buddy stucky pacing: the polls are lying to us

historians reading my post that references things only someone terminally online in the most 2020s tumblr way would understand

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