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It was an old custom, that when there was to be a sacrifice all the free men should come to the spot where the temple stood and bring with them all that they required while the festival of the sacrifice lasted. To this festival all the men brought ale with them; and all kinds of cattle, as well as horses, were slaughtered, and all the blood that came from them was called “hlaut”, and the vessels in which it was collected were called hlaut-vessels. Hlaut-staves were made, like sprinkling brushes, with which the whole of the altars and the temple walls, both outside and inside, were sprinkled over, and also the people were sprinkled with the blood; but the flesh was boiled into savoury meat for those present. The fire was in the middle of the floor of the temple, and over it hung the kettles, and the full goblets were handed across the fire; and he who made the feast, and was a chief, blessed the full goblets, and all the meat of the sacrifice.

                                                                           ~ The Saga of Hakon the Good

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Aslaug: Who told you to do that? (referring to Bjorn's girlfriend training.)
Bjorn girlfriend (wish I knew her name): No one. I want to fight in the shield war. I want to be like Lagertha.
Aslaug: Why does everyone want to be like Lagertha?
Me: BECAUSE SHE IS THE SHIT!!! SHE IS THE WARRIOR QUEEN AND YOU WILL NEVER BE!!!
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