Girl scout cookie season has to be fucking hell in Gotham
Like, okay so I don't actually know anything about girl scouts, but it has to be intense right? Every girl scout in the city has to know that Bruce Wayne is a soft touch and will buy out your entire stock if you just look at him with even a hint of a sad frown. Which means outside of Wayne Enterprises and Wayne Manor is prime real estate, the kind of hot spots that scouts and their parents are willing to go to war for. Like, full on street brawls breaking out between these little girls and their rival troops over common Bruce Wayne locations.
And it's *Gotham* so you know there are like, Gotham Specific badges for things like "Improvised Weaponry" and "Urban War Tactics" I bet there are badges for helping people during Rogue attacks, with like a badge for each specific Rogue and a badge you get if you've earned all the others.
Just. Gotham Girl Scouts have to be scarier than any Marine, and are probably on so many watch lists, both ad potential heroes and villains.
When I was a Girl Scout, one of the first things we were taught about was the Texas Castle law, which is essentially that homeowners have the right to defend their property to prevent someone from attempting to commit a crime on their property, HOWEVER some take it too far, and will pull a gun on anyone who tries to solicit on their property…even the Girl Scouts.
We all kinda were like “we’re not going to be selling door to door, so this doesn’t matter”, but one time a girl in my troop district was selling cookies outside a drive through, and she was approaching cars, and one guy pulled out a handgun to rest on the window when she knocked on the car. Apparently the car is property. The best part is that it didn’t even phase her, she still asked him if he wanted to buy some cookies!!!!
Anyways…this is how I imagine Girl Scouts try to compete over who’s the most extreme person they can sell to. Like the troop leader’s daughter would be all “I sold to the Batman!” and the troop black sheep just smirks and says “I got the Joker!”