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Joy, she/her, 25, find me on AO3 under Content_Scrapbooker
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Red Hood: *posting on verified social media accounts
Red Hood: I don’t want to hear none of y’all saying you like Batman in a way that’s concerning to feminism.
Red Hood: First of all, eww.
Red Hood: Second of all, I hate that b*tch in a way that’s concerning to law enforcement, so watch it!
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Bart: Just out of curiousity, do all the Robins have daddy issues?
Tim: Well, that depends…
Damian: Yes.
Tim: You do not have daddy issues.
Damian: My daddy issue is that my dad isn’t dead.
Tim:
Bruce:
Bart: I think that answered my question.
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*anytime Bruce has to socialize
Bruce: Unfortunately due to foreseen circumstances that were completely within my control, I will be late.
Reporter: And what were the circumstances?
Bruce: I didn’t want to go.
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Bruce: Tim, do you want to explain what happened today?
Tim: I picked Damian up from school.
Bruce: And you gave a statement to the press?
Tim: No, a reporter just questioned me as I was leaving.
Bruce: And you said, quote “He’s my brother, I’m not stealing him.”
Bruce: And you followed it up with “If I was going to take one, it wouldn’t be this a**hole.”
Tim: I believe I did say that, yes.
Bruce: …I’m never asking you to do school pickup again.
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