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“You’re an adult now.”

Me

Amazing Disney Art By: MeoMai(: ♡

sometimes the app fucks up so beautifully

tumblr mobile made a shitpost

he’s not so secretly delighted 

and anyway they’ve already stolen his heart

Tag yourself as an egg I’m scrambo

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

hologram mountains

HOW DO I ORDER ONE

 sorry

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

This is going to be hard to watch.

You may be wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

The saga continues with the discovery of a strange squishy life form. The inspection yields no signs of danger. Sunset Turret believes it is meant for cranial protection. Either way, they are both pleased with the stylish results.