Pirate. Goth. Slept in a skip. Angry.

asexuals are queer pass it on

wow yall are still arguing in these notes huh

anyway asexuals are still queer, keep passing

#asexuals are ultimate queer#most people can accept that humans are sexually attracted to somebody gender regardless#but say you aren’t interested in sex at all and they brick like a cheap burner phone

@colorfauna inspired

dig how Portugal is looking at her

golden lion tamarin

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

jesus christ you can afford SEASONAL hiking perfume????

calvin, i think you gotta update your branding for this perfume, my friend

apparently your market is hikers

WHAT IS THE CHOKEHOLD THIS PERFUME HAS ON OUTDOORSY FRAGRANCE ENTHUSIASTS

@irritatedlifeguard a CRUCIAL addition

i am about to wreak HAVOC on the fragrantica message boards, gang

Watching DP with friends for the first time. Coming to conclusions

I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

the most incredible creature

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

I bet biting cardboard feels good as hell if you're a cat

Many are telling me to bite cardboard & I could but I just feel like it wouldn't be the same because my teeth aren't like a staple remover

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

noncon friendship

Coworkers

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

Imobile Kamijo.