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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.

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This is an 18+ blog, peruse at your own risk. I go by Kore, she/her, 21+ years old, ENTP (or INTP, not sure which). I just go wherever the hyperfixation takes me, honestly. Blank and/ageless blogs will be blocked.
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Did someone say "headcanons about sex with pre-timeskip Paradis! Reiner (aged up to 19 in this scenario) vs sex with post-timeskip Marley! Reiner???"

No? Oh.

Well, I wrote some anyway. Minors DNI fuck off stop liking my smut posts why are you like this

Paradis! Reiner:

  • For him, sex is how he shows his passion, adoration, and devotion as he enthusiastically takes you in any way you’ll let him – and you’d better believe he’s thought of a lot of ways. Sex with him is generally fun and exuberant, though this sweetheart does of course enjoy soft, emotional sessions that highlight his real, gentle nature.
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mommypieck

⌗︙・facesitting with reiner ⸜⸜・

poor reiner acts so brave to the point of asking u to put all of your weight on his face that he can take it. and don't get me wrong, he really can take it, but u both don't expect how high your pussy can get him. not even two minutes into it, he's lip smacking and touching your body all over. he doesn't know where to put his hands. his tiny brain isn't even functioning well as he chokes on your juices. he's lapping u up even after u cum, trying to taste u little more. u have to literally crawl away from his mouth. when u turn around, u see him sitting criss cross on the bed, your juices still all over his face and even his hair is dump. he looks at u almost whining as he fists his pathetic cock. such a pretty baby.

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jujujitsu

Word Count: 10260 (sorry)

Genre/ Tropes/ Aesthetic: AoT Hybrid AU! Bullman! Reiner. One shot. Reader insert. Female reader. M x F relationship. Fluff, cute shit mixed in. Friends to Lovers. Forbidden romance.

General Warnings: The following story is NSFW. MINORS DNI. Characters are appropriately aged up for NSFW situations. Do not repost, copy, or duplicate. Sorry for typos. I try. Remember, I’m hella dyslexic.

Trigger Warnings/ Kinks: BREEDING, cumflation, oral, monster fucking, pregnancy, belly bulge, fingering, imprinting, possessiveness, alpha male behavior (not ABO), body worship if you squint, size kink, knotting

Featured Characters:

AOT: Reiner Braun, Colt Grice, Theo Magath

Synopsis: You buy your dream property across from Farmer Magath and his prized bullman. You didn't expect the hybrid to be so kind. Your friendship grows and so does your desire to fuck him.

(Don’t read this if you haven’t read yet!)

LGOAKDNCNCJNAJW sorry this took me a second to get to, irl has been crazy and I wanted to give this the attention it deserved

Most likely my new favorite bull!Reiner fic, omg. 😫 He’s such a sweetie pie in this one. So loving and considerate of Y/N. And the sex was delicious too of course, even if I was clenching my thighs together while reading it (RIP that coochie). She was a trooper! And the fact that he bonded with her and became exclusive to her has me so soft. 🥺 I was wondering if he’d continue breeding the cows after that, just doing his job and all. But them mating for the first time really was a point of no return wasn’t it?

My heart hurt so much for Colt too. Especially when he offered to help protect and hide them. Showed just how genuinely he loved us. A good man through and through.

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jujujitsu

Jujuuuuuuuu I had a question for ya. Zeki and I were talking about it a bit in the Reiner Discord channel, I wanted to hear your thoughts! Got any headcanons for Reiner and flirting?

Like, maybe he’s good at laying it on. What if his crush was the one flirting with him though? Would he take it in stride? Get super flustered?

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Oh, we want some Reiner Flirting HCs??? Say No more!

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what the AOT boys would wear to bed

hi friends, this is my first writing for aot, I was trying to come up with a one shot to lighten the mood after today’s episode but whatever here’s my headcanon for what the aot boys would sleep in enjoy ;)

includes: eren, armin, jean, levi, reiner

Eren: if we’re talking season 1-3 Eren, this boy would go to bed in full pajamas. but SEASON 4 EREN WHew.. sweatpants only, and you’re not even mad. He’d tie his hair into that loose messy bun behind his head and then peel off his tight fitting t-shirt from the bottom-up (you know exactly what I’m talking about), socks are off for sure, all that’s left is the pair of light grey sweats that hug him right below his v-line, until that comes off too.

Armin: At the beginning of your relationship, Armin would go out of his way to be respectful, this remains true for bedtime attire. He would snuggle up with you in bed wearing a long-sleeve shirt (I’m picturing a thermal), flannel pajama pants, and socks. But over time (and as per your request) he got comfortable enough to drop the pajama pants. You’ve even gotten him to go shirtless a couple of times, but socks stay on and that’s final.

Jean: If you know Jean-boy you know that this man would go to bed in boxer briefs only, no matter who he’s with or where he is, he don’t give a fuck. Back in his cadet days, he’d almost make it to the mess hall before putting on some real clothes, something you would scold him for. But now in the privacy of your own home, you can’t help but drool watching him saunter around the kitchen in his underwear, the fabric desperately pulling at the seams. Let’s just say the most important meal of the day was almost always two courses.

Levi: Before he met you, Levi would restlessly fall asleep in his office chair and almost always in uniform. But after some (a lot) of enticing, he not only sleeps in your bed, he even changes into the pair of cotton joggers you bought for him every night. He was pretty reluctant to try sleeping in anything remotely comfortable, considering he thinks very little of the activity itself, but now that you’ve opened his eyes to soft clothes and a cozy comforter, there’s no going back. He’ll still make it a point to wear his gray uniform undershirt to bed (providing it’s clean) but you’re working on that.

Reiner: one word. Nothing. I cannot make this shit up, Reiner Braun would prefer nothing more than to fall asleep with you as close as possible to him and clothes get in the way of that. After a long day, Reiner would step out of his steaming hot shower and only towel off before meeting you in bed. He’d gently pull you close enough to feel the heat radiating off of his chest. It would get so warm that you had no choice but to take your clothes off as well, which may or may not have been his plan all along.

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yikimiki
Anonymous asked:

Do you have any reiner headcanons or thoughts? I want him so bad 😭

bold of you to assume that I don’t always have reiner thoughts floating somewhere in the dark abyss of my mind

> geral smut & fluff headcanons for Reiner (nsfw below the cut)

  • Reiner absolutely lives for the slow, lazy mornings in which he wakes up first, having the chance to feel your body curled up against his. He smells your hair, trying to ground himself, and squeezes you a little tighter, pulls you a little closer (but not enough to wake you). Also, he pretends to be asleep when you finally start to come back to consciousness, and nine out of ten times you don’t buy it;
  • Has a secret pinterest board for future wedding inspiration (and all the brides remind him of you);
  • It’s subtle, but Reiner wholeheartedly loves to spoil you — he buys you your favorite sweets, randomly takes you out in romantic dates (or even simpler ones, like watching some dumb remake in the movies), and lives for the sweet, overwhelmed look you give him every time he does. It’s the happiest he ever feels — or, really, any other time he’s with you;
  • Reiner cried the first time you two watched The Conjuring and you will never let him forget it;
  • The first time you two met, he got so flustered that he couldn’t even go through more than two sentences without tripping over his words. That night, he got home and drunkenly called his mom saying that he met the most beautiful woman in the world;
  • Look at me in the eyes and tell me that man isn’t a gym rat. He is. And he’s always posting these thirst traps on Instagram, all sweaty and shirtless while being completely unaware of the effect he has on you;
  • While we’re taking about social media — Reiner doesn’t like to use it more than the bare minimum. At the same time, there’s five people in his close friends (yourself included) who have the pleasure of seeing his absolutely unhinged side when he decides to become more active. Probably tried to have a finsta for like a week but gave up;
  • You two only got out on a date in the first place because Annie stole his phone and asked you out, otherwise he would never have the guts to do it himself. Reiner almost fainted when he found out, and then truly passed out when he saw that you said yes;
  • Will act as if he doesn’t like matching costumes, but 100% does. Makes you take a billion pictures before you even leave the house. Videos too.

nsfw below the cut

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dr4kenlvr

waking up next to the warriors

a/n: the scouts version is here!

reiner: oh my can i just say waking up next to him would be the single best experience in the world? you’ll wake up to the warm feeling of his enveloped hug, slight stubble affectionately rubbing into your nape. his morning voice is really nice and gruffy too, whispering loving nothings and mornings into your ear. he’ll prop himself on an elbow to fondly gaze down at you, silently worshipping the one who stole his heart. he will definitely give you thousands of kisses too. and an extra one for good measure.

bertholdt: you’re usually the one who wakes up first, only to find bert in a completely insane position that he definitely did not sleep in at first. one time you found him flipped over, face by your feet and you almost kicked him in shock. you’ll gently shake him awake, nugding him quite harshly because boy justs sleeps so well <3 he’ll jolt awake, and, no matter how many times it happens, he’ll blush his head off in embarrassment. 

annie: i headcanon annie to sleep very,, elegantly? like she doesn’t move much, and she’s quite quiet and a light sleeper at that. when you wake up, you’ll take notice of how absolutely ethereal she looks- it’s so early in the morning, how annie? you’ll brush some hair off her face to properly take a look at her. the sensations stir her up and she’ll peer those beautiful blue eyes at you. she’ll give you a loving smile that’s reserved just for you paired with a good morning kiss on the forehead.

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Hello there, Beanie! Congrats on the followers! I followed Juliana (sparklekitteh) to your blog, I’m glad I started following you. 😊 Would you be alright with me participating in your event?

I’m Cancer Sun, Taurus Moon, Virgo Ascendant. Not sure if this matters or not…I only mention that I’ve got Leo in my chart because there’s a LOT of it. Like, Mercury, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter are all in Leo. Sooooo disregard if it’s not important, but with how prominent it is I figured I would bring it up.

My preferred characters are Jean Kirschtein and Reiner Braun, but I’m open to the cards deciding too.

I was wondering if I would be fairly compatible with either of them? If so, what are strengths/weaknesses to our relationship? Or if I would be more compatible with someone else?

I would be okay with either deck! I’m comfortable with wherever the cards lead you. 😊

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It’s very nice to meet you too! Jules is amazing and has great taste, plus I don’t mind a little chaos; I’m sure I’ll feel right at home on your blog. 😁 If I cook up any good ideas I’ll be sure to shoot them your way! Thank you so much for my reading, I got so excited when I saw that you posted it!

I’m pretty sure I understand it all; the first two cards seem to pertain to some internal struggles that I have to overcome? And the third card represents what could happen if I manage to overcome those struggles? Am I reading what you wrote correctly? (Sometimes text doesn’t translate fully in my brain, I’m sorry. 😅)

It makes me very happy to hear that there’s hope for my favorite fiery men in my life though! Hehe. I like to think all of that Leo would help me stand toe to toe with them. Dish that spiciness right back. And maybe the empathetic, compassionate side resonates with them too? I would enjoy taking care of them; these poor dudes have been through so much. (At this point I’m just kind of talking to myself. So ignore this part if you want! LOL.)

Again, thank you! This was very interesting to read! 😁💜

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WAIT SO I SEE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT REINER WITH A BREEDING KINK

LEMME TELL YOU

The other night I had a dream that I was down and dirty with him, hot and heavy, absolutely nasty. I don't remember the specifics but I do remember with absolute clarity that he said these words:

"C'mon sweet girl, you already call me Daddy, so when are you going to make me one?"

When I tell you I woke up FLUSTERED. I was inconsolable. That dream was a month ago and it still has me by the throat. The urge to give him a baby was strong then and is still strong now 😩

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GOKWNDNCJWNENEN holy hell! 🥵🥵🥵

I didn’t even have the dream and I feel like I’m melting over here. So I can’t blame you for still being affected by it a month down the road!

That is delicious. And hearing it in his voice, when he’s all turned on…it’s all deep and husky… 🥵🥵🥵

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I’ve read somewhere where they headcanon Jean as having a breeding kink and cowkfniajrgndjwjjcf

Like the idea of Reiner with one just absolutely destroys me. But Jean too?!

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I will always stand by the fact that Reiner Braun has the biggest breeding kink in the aot fandom, and I will die on that hill. I have a list of who I think has one skdfnerj but seriously I could talk about that all day, Reiner loves to spread you open to watch it ooze out only to stuff it back in with his fingers. Jean has a breeding kink too, so does the Yeager brothers.

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100% agreed on Reiner, I’ll die on that hill with you. 👌 He’s especially delicious imo when it comes to breeding kink, for reasons I gushed about here lmao. Reiner in breeding mode just makes my brain go brrrr

But then someone brought up Jean with one too and I just about became deceased. 😫

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jujujitsu

Oh yeah. I definitely head cannon Reiner as a vocal person in bed. Like when he gets turned on his filters come off. The more turned on he gets, the more filthy dirty talking shit comes out of his mouth. You definitely don't want to live in apartments because noise complaints will be common. He sounds amazing though. Like those deep earthy groans just belting out because he's feeling so good.

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Yes omg. 😫 He’s already got a deep voice, I bet it gets even deeper when he’s turned on. There’s so much about Reiner that drives me insane (in a good way).

His throaty moans/groans, his giant breeder cock and balls, those rippling muscles that flex as he easily maneuvers you in whatever position he pleases, or if he’s lifting you up and pressing you against a wall…I need to stop, I’m getting worked up. 🥵

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