InuYasha + My Immortal

Hi my name is Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen and I was born in the middle of a storm (that’s how I got my name) and I have silvery white hair with gold streaks that reaches my mid-back and pale purple eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Queen Naerys (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not dating Daario Naharis but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Targaryen but I’m not mad like my brother. I have pale white skin. I’m also a queen, and I rule a city called Meereen in Essos until I can reclaim the Iron Throne (I’m sixteen). I’m the mother of dragons (in case you couldn’t tell) and I free slaves. I love Braavos and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue cloak with white lining and a matching blue dress, a dragon claw necklace and brown leather boots. My hair was braided in Dothraki fashion. I was riding Drogon outside Meereen. I had killed all the Masters so there were no slaves, which I was very happy about. A lot of Sons of the Harpy stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Please stop whatever you’re doing and imagine a Fallout 4 au where everything is exactly the same except it was written like My Immortal

Because goffik Kellogg is honestly killing me

Hi my name is Conrad Black’heart Murderer Damien Kellogg and I have no hair and kill people (that’s how I got my name) and I have dark eyes like pools of blood and a really cool scar and a lot of people tell me I look like Jason Statham (if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes but I wish I was because they’re delicious. I’m a mercenary but my teeth are straight and white (unlike Maccready’s). I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black leather jacket over a white shirt with a black belt over it and black armor on my right arm.

I was walking outside Fort Hagen. A lot of settlers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

I’m gonna have to ask you to s t o p 

I’m crying

@buildamystery Omfg K have I confessed my undying love and admiration for you yet?

The climax of poetic literature.

There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.

The climax of poetic literature.