TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.

As much as I want to just say he’d get a dog or some normal pet I think he’d absolutely adore a rabbit or some small rodent

He loves it and takes absolutely phenomenal care of the rabbit. It’s just as nice as him and everyone else also adores the rabbit, but it doe have an issue with biting people he doesn’t like

A very small hamster that he insists is his emotional support despite being as equally anxious as Zenitsu is

It likes to hide in his sleeves or his hood whenever he’s doing work or just hanging out with the hamster

A boar, no I will not explain why

No one knows how or even when he got it. It just showed up and no one has any idea of what to do about it. It will not leave

She ended up buying a random hermit crab she felt bad for at a store and ended up falling in love with it

Soon enough she ended up having a whole ton of hermit crabs but she enjoys helping them pick new shells to move into and caring for them

Shinobu cannot keep track of a single one of their names but Kanao somehow can

Shinobu is absolutely the person that makes everyone get up at the crack of dawn to make sure they get a parking spot

Rengoku shows up in a complete dad fit for the love of god please don’t show this man floral prints

He’s also incredibly good at chicken fight for no reason, but if he’s on the top he has almost accidentally choked someone out with his thighs trying not fall off

Him and Mitsuri are an unstoppable duo

Uzui is the king of volleyball on the beach, mostly because he hits the ball so hard that no one wants to step in front of it to stop it from hitting the floor

Tanjiro has and had to sit off to the side for a while with a bloody nose while his wives could be heard telling him off

Inosuke is the resident menace on the beach. He has a personal vendetta against seagulls because one took a sandwich Shinobu specially made for him.

Has he caught one yet? No. Will he go on for hours about how he doesn’t catch them because they’re all so scared of him and won’t go near him? Yes

Zenitsu is the type of person who practically goes into cardiac arrest if anything merely grazes his foot. The minute he feels something he’s climbing the closest person like a tree. It’s only been seaweed on multiple occasions

He once stepped on a sharp rock and spent almost half of the day weeping over it being the end of him and how all his personal assets were going to Nezuko

Nezuko and Tanjiro build the most insane sand castles. They practically build a whole town just in the span of time that they’re at the beach Inosuke has accidentally knocked it down once and lived to regret it

Muichiro is insanely good at finding cool little seashells but he will not touch a single living creature. Sea glass is his definite favorite thing to collect.

Kanao on the other hand, will go out of her way to find little critters. She flips over any horseshoe crabs she finds and collects various crustaceans in a bucket

Shinobu joins her, she’s a bit more freaked out by things that can pinch her but she loves investigating around rocks for clams or mussels

Sanemi grumbles the whole day he’s there, the sun is too hot, the water is too cold, the sand is too sandy

He refuses to go into the water till someone dumps a bucket over him and he chases them in, definitely shoving others underwater

Genya is pretty chill on the beach! He just follows everyone around jumping between activities

He tried to surf board once to impress some people he found cute but failed miserably Sanemi refused to let him live it down the whole drive home

Obanai spends most of his time hiding under the umbrella. He gets sunburned easily no matter how strong the sunscreen Shinobu buys him

Mitsuri sticks by him mostly! She brings him ice cream and tries to coax him into joining her in the water

Gyomei normally brings a little book that he can read to pass time (yes I know he’s blind braille books exists) and talks with anyone who just wants to lounge around

Giyuu desperately tried his best just watch over everyone to make sure no one drowns and goes missing

Once Kanao handed him a crab she found and he spent a whole half an hour debating whether or not to dump it onto Sanemi. He did and spent the rest of the day camping out in the car

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