TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.

@c0rc0rdis I'm dyin'

The One and Only Robin

He is so adorable. Hearing him sing was just amazing.❤️

Agree.

where does he sing?ㅠㅠ

35:41. 

I am good, Varric. I am me. You don’t need to worry, but thank you for caring.

Why do I talk to you.

——- Cullen stared at his lover. He smooth curves, her pale, perfect features. He leaned forward, taking her close to him, stroking along her back. “I love you. My dear” he whispered kindly. The teapot didn’t respond.

He rolled over, sated and sweaty from their lovemaking. Opening his eyes he bolted up in shock. “I didn’t expect to see you!” He choked out, seeing her hair almost stand on end. She was just as beautiful as his other lover. Thin and dark, like fine woo’d. Because she was wooden. She is a broom.

Cullen stood on the ramparts, looking over the mountains. Dark shapes swirled in the sky as he pulled his lover closer. She was cold, strong and hard in all the right places, but soft in others. He pulled the brestplate closer to him, and kissed her.

"More" the commander whimpered, straining under her piercing gaze. She watched him carefully, seeing the tilt of his hips as he desperately moved up. His sweaty brow as he grew closer to the edge. And suddenly it was over. The tapestry was covered in cum. It was ruined now.

Cullen was nervous, he had never been with a man before. His newest lover was long and lean. Stiff under his hand. Warm at the head. He leaned down, kissed the side of his length and moved towards the head when he helped. His eyebrows were singed. He tried to blow a lit candle.

"I know! I shouldn’t be pushing this but I need your help! If you love me-" Cullen stopped, looking at his love, who remained silent. "Please I just need you to do this for me." He whispered, listening to her stony silence. Because she was a stone. A brick, to be specific. "I knew you never loved me." Cullen whispered.