TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.

Pondering

Gale Dekarios appears at first glance to be an attractive but disheveled wizard with a lot of charm but also a sorta sad, wet energy (like a cat left out in the rain). Then you get to know him, and he still is that, but he's also...

Gale Dekarios:

- Archmage.

- Chosen of the Goddess of Magic.

- Best friends with a tressym.

- Penpals with a magma mephit.

- Has been to at least one other dimension.

- Once bought 60 drinks at an adventurer's bar to stop a needless fight.

- Lives in a tower.

- Seems like a pacifist but says things like, "Let me recite their demise," in battle.

- Knows a guy who can get you some brains.

I'm sure there are more interesting tidbits I'm missing, but I can't keep making this list forever.

Furthermore, all of Gale's horny lines come from out of nowhere and hit you like a truck. The timing and delivery are incredible. Completely blunt, no warning, no reservation. Just, "Not that I don't appreciate your musk," and, "I once read a book that explained in some detail the effect a brush with danger has on one's desire for... other forms of stimulation," and, "It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."

Gale.

Just, Gale, man.

Fucking Gale.

your skin is something that i stir into my tea

…… I’d let this man fold me into an origami crane.

sorry guys can't talk i'm busy pondering the orb

Nothing out of the usual just playing dress up and trying not turn into a puddle (which I'm failing at)

I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim...

I think Gale would get off on reading smutty literature aloud to his beloved while they are tied to the bed, overstimulated and edged by mage hands and other conjurations.

Or maybe I just have a "Gale's voice" kink. We'll never know.

the once-renowned wizard named Gale,

whose whole orb thing was a bit of a fail,

made up for it nicely,

by tonguing precisely,

and for this talent he was once again hailed.

I have never wanted to be fucked on a desk so badly until I discovered Gale. Like, push everything off the desk…parchment, ink wells, books, potions, all of it. We're so horny we only manage to partially remove our clothes before he just splays my body over the cool wood surface, pins my hips where wants them and just fucks me raw.

*smooches pouty Gale*