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I just really like the way he pulls the gun from his holster
Brock: Jack is not protective, the fuck are you talking about?
Steve: Yesterday, I said hi to you and he pulled a knife on me!
Jack: Yeah, but consider that I... hate you
Jack: I hate it here, everyone annoys me
Brock: Everyone??
Jack: Especially you
Brock: i feel a spree coming on
Jack: elaborate?
Brock: it's either shopping or killing, i haven't decided yet
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okok so we've heard my conversation w my cousin abt Alvey Kulina vs Brock Rumlow,, but now as we watch The Purge: Anarchy, we have a new question;
Commander Brock Rumlow vs Sergeant Leo Barnes
who would win? discuss🤔
Brock: My hair is all messed up ://
Jack: it's your morals that are messed up
Brock: Oh, that's just a part of my charm
Jack: I'd kill for you
Brock: . . .
Jack: Ask me to kill for you
Steve: You promised you wouldn't!
Brock: No?? You ordered us not to...
Jack: There's a distinct difference
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Brock: Take my hand, Jack
Jack: Um,, I'm kinda afraid of intimacy
Tony: We can't just release Barnes! He's a criminal!
Steve: He's my emotional support criminal, please :((
ik its been done a million times over but i kind of wanna do a whole fic abt the events of Jack's life leading up to Insight and maybe after? I watch the cap series today and kinda got slapped back into inspiration for the boys™️ after watched tws and i revisited and revised the back story I'd headcanonded for Jack
i dunno, i think I'll be fun so, its something we may or may not see in the next few days
Bucky Barnes wore a mask while fighting Captain America.
You can wear one to the store 😤
Brock, trying to flirt: Good morning gorgeous,
Jack: if you put your arm around me, I will staple dead birds to your car
Brock: Did you order a pizza??
Winter: Yeah :)
Brock: So you found a phone and instead of calling for help....you ordered a pizza?
Winter: Are you mad because i used your credit card :(
Brock: ...you used my credit card??
Decided I’m just gonna go ahead and post this on here too bc I’m an attention whore, let’s be real. It’s linked here on Ao3 as well if anyone cares.
Title: Fuck the Police
Rating: Mature
Category: M/M
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America Movies
Type: Oneshot
Summary: When Brock get's into fights, Jack's always there to bail him out.
Small TW for usage of F slur at the end in case
Brock: I think I wanna have a baby
Jack: I uh...I don't think I got the facilities for that, big man