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Brock: Jack is not protective, the fuck are you talking about?
Steve: Yesterday, I said hi to you and he pulled a knife on me!
Jack: Yeah, but consider that I... hate you
Jack: I hate it here, everyone annoys me
Brock: Everyone??
Jack: Especially you
Brock: i feel a spree coming on
Jack: elaborate?
Brock: it's either shopping or killing, i haven't decided yet
Source: vm.tiktok.com
Brock: My hair is all messed up ://
Jack: it's your morals that are messed up
Brock: Oh, that's just a part of my charm
Jack: I'd kill for you
Brock: . . .
Jack: Ask me to kill for you
Steve: You promised you wouldn't!
Brock: No?? You ordered us not to...
Jack: There's a distinct difference
Source: salty-ironstrange-shipper
#source: salty ironstrange shipper#original source: ???#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#jack rollins#brock rumlow#steve rogers#crossbones#captain america#hydra husbands#hydra husbands + steve#caproll#idk brock and steve's ship name lmao#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#captain america movies#the avengers
Brock: Take my hand, Jack
Jack: Um,, I'm kinda afraid of intimacy
Tony: We can't just release Barnes! He's a criminal!
Steve: He's my emotional support criminal, please :((
Steve: What's wrong with Brock? he's been off all day,
Jack: He's still mad at me for tweeting about a grilled cheese sandwich while we were sexting
Bucky Barnes wore a mask while fighting Captain America.
You can wear one to the store 😤
Brock, trying to flirt: Good morning gorgeous,
Jack: if you put your arm around me, I will staple dead birds to your car
Brock: Did you order a pizza??
Winter: Yeah :)
Brock: So you found a phone and instead of calling for help....you ordered a pizza?
Winter: Are you mad because i used your credit card :(
Brock: ...you used my credit card??
Jack: Brock and I are getting a divorce
Steve: Wait, why???
Jack: I can't trust a man who's favorite air freshener scent is Black Ice
#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#jack rollins#brock rumlow#crossbones#hydra husbands#rumrollins#i did something similar to this with brock#abt jack taking naps in jeans#(bc cmon that fucker totally naps in jeans)#and this came to mind bc of smthn my best friend said#and its true#never trust a man who's favorite air freshener scent is Black Ice
i have committed a sin
blame my best friend for making me watch Beastars
Decided I’m just gonna go ahead and post this on here too bc I’m an attention whore, let’s be real. It’s linked here on Ao3 as well if anyone cares.
Title: Fuck the Police
Rating: Mature
Category: M/M
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America Movies
Type: Oneshot
Summary: When Brock get's into fights, Jack's always there to bail him out.
Small TW for usage of F slur at the end in case