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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Costume pics as promised 🥰🖖✨

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

Notes are in complete agreement

David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

Item: thousand-year-old drinking game

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​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

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​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

watchin some akira kurosawa movies and i could mention that they're good. and they are. or i could post a picture of toshiro mifune and we can all sigh dreamily together. alright three two one

siighhhhhh.....

Adding to the collection 😍

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

look at this pretty accurate horse art. this is from chauvet cave and is between  31,000 to 28,000 years old.

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.

can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic