Resident Alien Season 2 (Episodes 5-6) Sentence Starters

“It was nice to talk to you last night. Kind of felt like old times again.”
“I shouldn't have come here.”
“You know, if there's ever anything you want to talk about, like, no big deal, but you can talk to me.”
“You shut the hell up about what's in my head.”
“That is a lie! Liars do not get food.”
“And if we don't do anything, everyone is going to die.”
“They also pulled my hair. It didn't hurt, though. I have strong roots.”
“If they were a pet bird, I would leave the cage door open. And the ceiling fan on.”
“Why are you acting so weird? Wait, are you high?”
“I'm not a thief. Not really. I mean, I do steal a lot of shit...”
“Oh, um... yeah, I made all that stuff up.”
“This is a bad idea. I do not like children.”
“I have got this. I can be a good parent. I've seen a lot of television.”
“Now you're pretending to care about other people.”
“Looks like you already lost one fight today. But keep playing with me, and we'll make it two.”
“It would be the honor of my life to lay your ass out.”
“Is this... is this what we have now? Is this us? We just gonna fight all the time?”
“This is missing something. What is it? Oh, right, flavor.”
“Did you forget that, or are you purposely trying to kill me?”
“How do you even get within ten feet of that creep without ripping his face off?”
“I guess I'm just somebody who doesn't like watching their best friend ruin their life.”
“Oh, no. Why is there a murderer here?”
“But you're my family. I was hoping that'd be enough.”
“I will win myself a prize. And consider giving it to you.”
“This isn't spicy food. This is the stuff they put a tiny bit of in to make spicy food.”
“We can't both be messes at the same time. Otherwise it's chaos.”
“You know, I wasn't around when all that stuff went down, but I'm here now. And I always will be. You know that, right?”
“Just take care of yourself. At the end of the day, you can't depend on anyone else but you.”
“I'm glad we got to spend time together. I might even miss you a little.”
“I can't do this anymore. It's gotten way out of hand.”
“Hmm. Not sure the sarcasm is necessary.”
“Where the hell did you get all this money?”
“Look, I appreciate mystical creatures, all right? I really do. Well, except for mermaids. You know, where do they get off sitting up on the rocks all high and mighty, expecting you to ask them out on a date?”
“This is awful. Too many people. The last island that had this many humans on it was Atlantis, and that did not turn out well.”
“Let me guess, cartoons and cereal for breakfast, cartoons and cereal for dinner. Ah, definition of a perfect day.”
“What's the point of being married if you can't fart around your wife?”
“Oh, shoot. Gee, I didn't know things were like that... for you.”
“I'm sorry that I kissed you that night. I shouldn't have done that. It was a shitty thing to do. Sorry.”
“Try to be inconspicuous, okay? Blend into the background, avoid attention.”
“So what is this, huh? Let me guess. You're upset with me 'cause I yelled at you earlier today, right?”
“You need to tell me what's going on with you. We're not leaving until you do.”
“You don't give yourself enough credit. I wouldn't even be here right now if it weren't for you.”
“I mean, this is somebody I laughed with until I cried and cried with until I laughed again, you know? And then, uh... and then they’re just... They’re just gone... forever, you know?”
“It's my fault that they’re gone... It's my fault that they’re dead, and I just... I can't...”
“Nothing's gonna happen to me, okay? And nothing is going to happen to you, because I won't let it.”

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Resident Alien Season 2 (Episodes 3-4) Sentence Starters

“It's gonna be nice to move on to something else.”
“Thank you. You've made me feel good about myself, so I'm open to what you're going to say next.”
“You're still a murderer.”
“No. I am a murderer murderer. It's very different.”
“What is wrong with you? Do you really have no empathy whatsoever?”
“That is not what is wrong with me. That is what is right with me.”
“Uh, you know what? Let's just lose the whole, you know, death theme.”
“I'm just trying to save the human race here.”
“___ was an idiot. Obviously, sexy. Very attractive... but so dumb.”
“Have you not watched enough "Law & Order" to know you don't just throw evidence into a trash can?”
“If I fix it... you'll leave?”
“It's, like, a party but with a decent chance of prison time.”
“I take it back. I don't feel bad anymore.”
“More importantly, you... you can't just use people like that. It's cruel.”
“It's a superpower... not caring what anyone thinks.”
“You know, next time a woman tries to tell you something, sit down, shut up, and listen. And if you feel the need to say anything, all it needs to be is, 'Yes, ma'am.'”
“Hey, there. Didn't recognize you not flat on your back.”
“When somebody shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”
“Plants have the most complex biochemistry of anything in nature, yet humans give them to say, "I love you. Here are some flowers. You are dead."
“Why are you squinting at me? Why are you asking so many questions?”
“No, I don't make a habit of walking around with women's clothing. Although, I do like dresses with pockets. It makes the handbag optional.”
“It is nice to be somewhere that is untouched by human consumption and greed.”
“Oh, great. So you know I'm a disaster.”
“How do you still not get this? This is not just about me.”
“I love your confidence. You'll just wear anything, won't you?”
“But I evolved... We evolve through pain.”

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Resident Alien Season 2 (Episodes 1-2) Sentence Starters

“I wanna go home!”
“You should’ve thought of that before you got in.”
“You can sing the song ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider’ to pass the time. You are the spider because everyone hates you and you are itsy bitsy.”
“Turn around, stupid!”
“You’ve suffered fairly significant head trauma. Are you experiencing any issues with memory loss?”
“I’m here to kill everyone.”
“What the hell am I gonna tell their parents?”
“Well, you can’t run from this. I’ll be with you every step of the way.”
“Okay… Thanks for coming with me.”
“Hell, no. I’m not going. I gotta cook eggs.”
“I heard there was a break-in last night.”
“Yeah, the police were here all night trying to collect evidence, fingerprints, stuff like that.”
“You ever looked down the barrel of death? Stared the devil in the face?”
“Yeah, there was… there was blood all over us.”
“See, I love how your mind works. You’re like a true crime podcast.”
“What if I got an extra set of arms I use to choke you out?”
“When we crashed, I blacked out. I woke up right here.”
“You know, when they left, I thought I was done with all this shit.”
“They’re so stupid. Who else thinks that they are so stupid?”
“___ threatened to kill them if they ever went near you.”
“Murder, you say? Now you are speaking my language.”
“Hello there, human idiot.”
“That’s nice. Closest thing to a show of affection anyone gets from you.”
“Why would I think about it if it’s painful?”
“I thought you were dead. So glad you’re okay!”
“You can pretend you don’t like me, but I know you do.”
“You can say whatever you want, but you can’t take back what happened. You saved me because you love me.”
“You know why? Because you are meaningless to me, you stupid little jerk.”
“Sometimes you gotta slay a monster for your best friend.”
“You know… you don’t really have to be related to be family. In fact, you don’t have to be like them at all.”
“Sometimes family is just the people in your life that you love, that you’d do anything for.”
“They’re dead because of you.”
“Cool. I’m just gonna put some cyanide in my coffee and call it a day.”
“You wouldn’t have to do any of this if you had just gone home like you were supposed to.”
“I saw it at a red tag sale for $5. I had to buy it.”
“Yeah, let’s get the heck out of here before she starts crawling around on the ceiling on all fours.”
“Oh, my God. Are you uncomfortable because you kissed me last week?”
“Oh, you’re touching my butt. You’re touching my butt.”
“My dreams have turned evil.”
“Sounds like a nightmare, the mind’s way of working out fear… or guilt. So what’s going on?”
“I wish you would have told me. I would have come running.”
“Anything happens to you, everybody on Earth is dead.”
“Obviously, your pea-sized brain is very lonely in that cavernous skull of yours.”
“I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. I was calling you an idiot in my head.”
“I prefer to eat with you. You order a lot of food. I like to forage off of your plate.”
“Hello again, stupid human.”
“I would rather die than be on this planet with just you.”
“I can’t live here if I have to live without all of them.”
“See? I knew you didn’t want me to die. You just took your damn time showing it.”
“I’m telling you this as a friend. They are not who you think they are. They could be dangerous. Please don’t protect them.”

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Resident Alien (Episodes 7-10) Sentence Starters

“The biggest misconception humans have about the universe is that it’s enormous. It’s not. It’s tiny.”
“Ugh, I’m leaving. I can’t spend another night here with you.”
“Just answer me one question. Did you ever love me?”
“Why are you here? You’re supposed to be dead.”
“You had one simple mission. You completely failed.”
“Once you accept that you’ve got nothing, then you’ve got nothing left to lose.”
“I wanted chips, and it’s easier to break into your house than a grocery store.”
“Don’t be nice to me. I don’t deserve it.”
“You don’t respect me, and you never have.”
“True heroes don’t need statues. Maybe just a plaque.”
“What the hell are you?”
“If you don’t tell me what is happening, I’m going to lose my shit.”
“Yeah, to be honest, I’m not sure you’re the best judge of what women want, you know?”
“I’m glad you know about me. It’s hard to keep a secret.”
“I was taught that living things are connected, and that every being matters.”
“Am I ugly to you?”
“If you have a choice between life or death, you will leave me.”
“You know, I don’t even know your real name.”
“Okay, look at me. I’m right here.”
“I won’t let you die.”
“I’m dead. But if I’m dead, why do I feel so warm and squishy like I’m being hugged by a cloud?”
“I didn’t want to leave you alone after what you’d been through.”
“I know you too well. You’re lying.”
“But trust me, based on my encounter, I don’t think they’re monsters. I think some of them are here to do good.”
“I’ve always wanted to say, you know, 'Not on my watch, buddy.' But yeah, it was– it was on my watch.”
“They’re not coming back for you. They already got what they wanted.”
“There are no monsters. Beings do what needs to be done in order to survive.”
“The universe knows what you have done, even if nobody else does. And the universe will restore balance one way or another.”
“I can’t kill everyone on Earth with an empty stomach.”
“Look, I was gonna tell you that if you ever want to talk about… everything, anything, I’m here.”
“Love makes you feel connected to everything. Make you feel light-headed, you feel like you’re floating.”
“Yeah, well, I had a chance at being happy, but… it just went away, you know?”
“But sometimes I look at you, and… you’re so fearless. It makes me feel, I don’t know, less scared. You know, you make me happy.”
“If you touch my kid, I will kill you!”
“You are not running away from this. And you are not alone.”
“Okay, I killed him, but he started it.”
“Don’t go. It hurts!”
“It’s– it’s you.You’re the reason that I feel it– the joy and the fury all wrapped up.”
“Whoever you are, whatever you are, I never want to see you again.”
“I do not like this. I don’t like this place anymore.”
“If you ever touch ____ again, I’ll fucking kill you.”
“I know why you’re here. Don’t do it. Please don’t do it.”
“You could’ve left, but you stayed to help us.”
“If you kill everyone, you kill me.”
“Hopefully the further I get from them, the less I will care.”
“This is some bullshit!”

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Resident Alien (Episodes 4-6) Sentence Starters

“Evidently, I dream now.”
“This disruption is infuriating and very disrespectful.”
“Well, it must suck to get so much sleep and still look like shit.”
“All I need is an empty room, a spoon, and a pie.”
“So I also wanted to ask you what you are doing tonight.”
“And I will take your silence as a 'yes.’”
“I mean, we did tons of crazy shit when we were 17.”
“I wasn’t going to pay you. That would make you a prostitute.”
“What? No! Why can’t you just be getting a divorce?”
“As I recall, I don’t think we ever officially broke up.”
“Why are you being so nice to me? I tried to kill you two times.”
“Let me sum this up for you. I’m eliminating anything that gets in the way of this mission… which might be you if you don’t stop whining.”
“Just one of those days where you question whether you deserve to exist.”
“Trust me, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to them. If they can’t see that, then that’s their loss.”
“You kept up a really big secret, and it’s gonna hurt a lot of people when it comes out.”
“I’m great with the heart as long as it’s not my own.”
“Yes. I made the right choice. I’m very good at this.”
“But I‐I kind of think we shouldn’t drag this whole 'will they, won’t they' thing out more than we need to.”
“Well, this has been fun. I’m just gonna go jump out a window real quick.”
“Good. Then they’ll be dead. I’ll find their tombstone and spit on it.”
“What about killing them? Can I still kill them?”
“Are you familiar with multidimensional space travel?”
“I felt exposed, vulnerable. In a way, I hated myself.”
“I guess they can live another day.”
“That shit there’s gotta be the devil’s work.”
“As far as humans go, I’m handsome. I’m even… what’s the modern word for it? Ravishing?”
“I’m just gathering my things before I leave. ...I don’t have things.”
“Now, if there’s anything else that you’ve been keeping to yourself, now is the time to share it.”
“I would’ve said good‐bye, but I didn’t want to… I didn’t want to.”
“It’s good to see you’re still such a huge weirdo.”
“But I think I’m better having known you.”
“You don’t want to get on a horse and joust or arm wrestle or something?”
“Good morning, my nice, romantic husband/wife.”
“I know I should probably play it cool, but I think you’re kind of awesome.”
“But I never could have guessed you’d be as changed as you are. You’re, like, a different person now… only I don’t know who.”

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