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carl/roy | 22 | any pronouns
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Carl/Roy ☕

- 22 yrs old (Jan 3 🎂) - genderless, romance complicated aro, t4t - any pronouns - prev urls: roylitchi, sector-7, probably some more but i forgor 💀

I’m extremely shy and busy and not good at 1 on 1 social interaction with people I haven’t talked to a lot. You can DM me and talk to me on discord (same username). If I don’t respond consistently it’s not that I don’t like you or am annoyed I just can’t/don’t know how to respond.

please don’t send me dms or asks if you’re just going to be asking about the no notes post. i don’t know why it happened and i will not respond.

my s/o 💛 - blazblue lorecord

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Note: I tag art/writing/general commentary as my interests only when I want it to show up in the tag search.

🎨 - my art

certified carl classics - my memes/shitposts that I particularly like

funnies tag - other people's memes/shitposts or clips from my interests that I think are funny

art faves - other people's art that I especially like/think about a lot

Sideblogs:

blazbluebrackets - co-run by me and my partner, hosts blazblue tumblr voting brackets and other fun community-wide stuff.

azraelmousepad [18+ ONLY] - more mature art and light hornyposting that I don't feel like putting on main, nothing against tumblr TOS though.

deadlysign - scans and scanlations!

stabbedjinsaturday - stabbed jin saturday :)

#yay a pinned finally
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acht/sechs/drei situation of sechs being a film guy who will force them to watch super long pretentious films and then get pouty and annoyed if they even like glance away for a second and meanwhile even though drei acts like this is not true of him, he and acht are both into like. hallmark tier romcom stuff that sechs is going to reset the timeloop to avoid watching.

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bace-jeleren

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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bace-jeleren

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Biomphalaria glabrata genome assembly, chromosome: 11

(image source)

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hellsitegenetics
tags that read "ok but hear me out for that snail."
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please do not the snail.

#tbf there is a hear me out human man which i though deserved a spot on the cake and makes me giggle its the video where a girl puts her#friend who was also doing it’s dad on the cake LOL#sometimes its not about objective attractiveness making it normie or a true hear me out but the situationality
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oliviawebsite

nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

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LOL all my coworkers agree admin is trying to gaslight me as an excuse to not give me an additional raise from union contract and minimum wage increases. ECE center administration moment.

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hoodiedeer

you understand where im going with this. i dont need to elaborate

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hoodiedeer

okay. nobody else gets it. i miscalculated. okay.

  • gentle transcendant instrumental piano track from widely beloved video game soundtrack
  • forever inseparably linked to one specific meme edit in the minds of anyone who came across it
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suppermariobroth

The entry for Super Mario Galaxy 2 on Nintendo’s official site for the Super Mario Bros. 35th anniversary has an error in its ESRB rating: “Mild Cartoon Violence” is spelled “Mild Cartton Violence” instead. Bizarrely, this is spelled correctly in all other places on the website; suggesting that instead of using a template, some Nintendo employee typed out the ratings individually for each of the games.

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mild carlton violence

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