Ahdjsjs CATFA where everything in the movie is the same except when Steve comes out of the chamber all buff and Hugeified the first thing he does is pull the elastic of his pants to check his dick size
And everyone around him is all :000 waiting for the verdict but then Steve just sighs and is like 'aw man, it stayed the same :(' and then for the next 90 years the scientific community are convinced he has a micropenis
PLOT TWIST: he was actually packing 8+ inches the entire time, even when he was skinny. He was just sad the serum didn’t round it up to 9. Tony & Bruce (part of the ‘scientists who think steve has a micropenis’ gang) discover this when they’re in the Avengers’ locker room getting changed after a fight. tony faints
Modern doctors whenever they catch a glimpse of Steve’s meat: But.... but all the reports said it stayed the same--
Steve: