[ID: A TikTok by kotjcosplay. A Deadpool cosplayer runs through a parking lot, holding Captain America’s shield and singing to the tune of “In the Hall of the Mountain King,” “Here comes the consequence, consequence, consequence, consequences of my actions, chasing me right now!” The camera pans to reveal a Captain America cosplayer is chasing him. The Deadpool cosplayer continues to sing as he runs, “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now!” As the Captain America cosplayer gets closer, his singing speeds up and becomes more frantic: “Someone take this consequence, consequence, consequence, someone take this consequence that’s chasing me right now!” By the final verse, he’s more yelling than singing as he says in a rush, “Jesus take this consequence, consequence, consequence, Jesus take this consequence that’s chasing me right now!” The video cuts off on his scream. /End ID]

i am a senior sitizen. leave me alone.

Rogers: The Musical

Bonus:

this gives off major “The Ember Island Players” vibes

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Pin-up style super heroes by David Talaski-Brown

https://www.instagram.com/davidtalaskidraws/

THIS is the best thing ever 😂💜

@blackkatmagic I’m cackling!!! XD

So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

OH????

MY?????

GOD??????

Pin-up style super heroes by David Talaski-Brown

https://www.instagram.com/davidtalaskidraws/

THIS is the best thing ever 😂💜

@blackkatmagic I’m cackling!!! XD

In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America attempts to choke Ultron. This is because he is from the 1930s and doesn’t understand what a robot is.

i love this post because thats definitely more thought than the russo brothers put into that part

Ahdjsjs CATFA where everything in the movie is the same except when Steve comes out of the chamber all buff and Hugeified the first thing he does is pull the elastic of his pants to check his dick size

And everyone around him is all :000 waiting for the verdict but then Steve just sighs and is like 'aw man, it stayed the same :(' and then for the next 90 years the scientific community are convinced he has a micropenis

PLOT TWIST: he was actually packing 8+ inches the entire time, even when he was skinny. He was just sad the serum didn’t round it up to 9. Tony & Bruce (part of the ‘scientists who think steve has a micropenis’ gang) discover this when they’re in the Avengers’ locker room getting changed after a fight. tony faints

Modern doctors whenever they catch a glimpse of Steve’s meat: But.... but all the reports said it stayed the same--

Steve:

steve rogers’s arc was about learning to accept that u can’t cling to an idealised past and instead you have to move forward with what you’ve been given and make positive change in the world and SUDDENLY he chooses to live the rest of his life in a perfect hetero WASP suburb in the 19 fucking 50s?

the more i think about this the angrier i get…..he literally gave up on helping anyone and instead decided to literally live in the past in a place/time where he knew he didnt belong, in both a societal and timeline-preserving sense. and in the 1950s no less!! the 1950s!!!! that’s not a heroic happy ending that’s a downer traitor coward ending

in one brief scene they revealed that captain america is true to his name after all - he represents the definitive in american ideals.

given the option of moving towards the future and truly fighting for good, he instead chooses to live out a non-offensive life in an extremely sexist, racist, consumerist hellscape in an era when he knows for a fact that the government is full of nazis

imagine if the avengers had actually discussed the plan for more than an hour, and found out from nebula that you have to sacrifice what you love most to get the soul stone (basically a soul for a soul), and steve volunteered himself for the mission. face to face with the red skull, he’s asked if he’s willing to make the sacrifice, to lose what’s important to him. steve replies, “go ahead and try. i’ve already lost everything else.” after its done, steve just laughs and says, “that’s all?”

& steve makes it back alive with the stone. he makes it back to the avengers compound. they don’t recognize him at first, but once they see past the change in structure and size, its obvious. they ask what happened, and he replies “a soul for a soul”. he gave up captain america, let him go once and for all, and that was enough.  

this would have been perfect tbh. It’d justify the red skull presence as the guardian of the stone and the whole story would come full circle.

Also can you imagine what a beautiful message it would be? That you don’t need to have super strength to do good and to be a hero and that the most special thing about Steve was his heart and his ethics all along, not the serum. Steve realizing that he is good enough even without the super soldier serum and still valuable to the Avengers and appreciated by his friends.

In the next movies he would be operating just as Steve Rogers, a commander and strategist for missions, sending the teams to execute the plans he masterfully elaborates. Or he could retire too, become the artist he always wanted, adapting again as he always did so many times before and moving on. A message about the value of a found family, perseverance, never giving up and fighting to change what you can but making the best of what you can’t. That’s life and everybody would be able to relate to it

I can’t stop thinking about Steve showing up and no one recognizing him, except Bucky

“Shit, Steve. Didn’t you used to be bigger?”

And then Bucky has to pick Steve up because he’s starting to wheeze and no one has any asthma meds.

To highlight the double standard of some Captain Marvel’s haters, here are some similarities between Carol Danvers and Steve Rogers’s journeys in their first movies

Did stupid, dangerous things out of stubbornness and to prove their points:

Was looked down by their fellow comrades and the society:

With stereotypes of the opposite genders:

But also respectable representations of the opposite genders:

BFF!

Was held back from their real fights:

But then broke free:

Was ready to sacrifice themselves:

Fought for noble causes from the beginning to the end:

  But of course let’s just ignore all of that because Carol is too sassy and cocky and that’s uNAcCepTaBle

Bonus:

peggy: hey steve, can you go post this letter for me?

steve: post a lett-

peggy: yeah and have you looked at hotels for our vacation?

steve, shaken: oh no lemme just googl-

steve:

peggy: i’m so worried the kids might get polio this summer 

steve: polio–

I recommend people to read Captain America: Man Out of Time, it covers the first Avengers story with Cap after he wakes up from the ice. He misses his life in the 40′s, he wants to go back, etc… At one point they fight Kang the Conqueror and Steve gets sent back to V-Day after the Allies won in Europe. At first he’s happy but the reality of him romanticizing his own era due to nostalgia starts hitting him. He was already in a more advanced and, while not perfect, a more accepting time and him having to come back to a time where racism and sexism were worse, where medicine and technology weren’t as advanced, and everyone telling him “Yeah we won! The war is over! Time to rest!” it really leaves him fed up and unsatisfied. He also starts feeling like an outsider in his own time and i the end he decides to do something to go back to the future.

The last pages of that story have Steve writing in his journal about how living in the past is tempting but that it’s where fossils come from and that “there’ll always be something to fight for” so he decides to look ahead instead of back.

That whole story was basically the antithesis of Steve’s ending in Endgame.