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Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.
what the fuck
nuke this fucking hell website
I don’t understand anything anymore honestly
everyone shut up this is inspiring. what does loki say next op
I dunno this seems like a marked improvement.
🤷♂️🤷♂️
insp
Happy: “Kid–,”
Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: “Were you ever going to tell me?”
Happy: “I didn’t mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.”
Peter, dramatic as hell: “Five years.”
Happy: “Peter–,”
Peter: “I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan.”
Happy: “—I’ll buy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don’t cry—,”
Peter, already tearing up: “I don’t even know who you are anymore, Harold.”
Peter: You too?!
Pepper: Peter-
Peter: No! I don’t want to hear it, Virginia
Peter: I just can’t believe they would lie to me
Bruce: What do you mean?
Peter: Happy and Pepper lied about their names!!! Like who would even do that?!!?!
Bruce, sweating: Haha yeah…
Bucky : -*silently backs out of the room*-
Peter: His name was James, Rhodey! How could he not tell me his name was James?
Rhodey: *nervous laughter*
BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
Seen this a million times still amazing need it on my blog
i’M CACKLING
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!
It got better!
I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.
Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.
Bucky: -.-
Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.
age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.
endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.
that’s some good tea right there
Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield
Honestly that ^^^^ makes exactly as much sense as Loki!Old Steve, and that makes it even better.
Thor and Pikachu have something in common.
Steve Rogers was born with the shield. The serum just added wings to him.
Vision and his long-lost puppy.
Avengers and Pokemon drawings. I had a lot of fun.
As I found that Cubone lost his mother and was traumatized by the experience like Tony, I add this comment. I didn’t know the story of Cubone when I drew it since I primarily used visual cues and/or abilities of the Pokemons for the match. Maybe someone who wears a helmet has a past that makes him wear it with which he can have power to move forward. Tony would take good care of Cubone as he knows what kind of feeling the event gives.
broke - the team mocking steve for being ‘old’
woke - steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”
I mean yes sure he could just take the military discount and save just as much but it’s the principle of the thing dammit.
pool employee: sir, Mr. Captain America, this is a seniors water aerobics class.
steve: I was born in 1918 am I not a senior citizen?
exaspertated pool employee: yes, but why d-
steve: some of my friends are in this class just let me take it with them!
bucky, yelling, already in the pool: just let him in susan! you let me in!
Susan (whispering): he’s old? I let him in because I thought he was homeless and sad.
Lmao I wish this happened instead
Our Captains!! 💖
Lmaoooooo
The Epic Women of Endgame
( one is missing 😢)
*takes a spider outside* this is for you Tom Holland
*takes a mantis outside* This is for you Pom Klementieff
*feeds some birds* this is for you Anthony Mackie
*waters some trees* This is for you Groot
*pets cat* this if for you Chadwick
*pets roomba* this is for you dum-e
*overthrows America’s burgeoning fascist regime* this is for you Steve
