i BEG you to post the scarian divorce fic on ao3 i was literally cry-laughing at it at points
The fic masterpost I have been failing to do for several months now:
The Divorce of the Century - Comedy courtroom divorce drama (scarian)
THE BIOCURIOSITY FILES - Lab AU where Bdubs breaks all his fellow creatures out of a scientific testing facility, comedy/adventure (Bdubs dating everyone)
THE H.T.G.Y. FILES - Lab AU where Cub breaks Scar out of the same testing lab, adventure (Convex kinda but can be read as platonic)
Dead Heat - Comedy Great British Bakeoff AU (scarian, ethubs)
The Government Institute for Ghost Supervision - GIGS phasmaphobia, comedy (no ships)
Oh and the Grand Unified Scarian Theory for a meta story of how Hermitcraft canon details since s6 can be woven into a solid headcanon of these two (fictional) characters dating. Not because it's true, but because narrative is fun!