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the ass end of demon town

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hi, i'm jj (they/them)
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tempted to change my url and icon to reflect that this is basically just a dragon age blog again lol

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housederiva

This sucks so bad I need to [remembers that suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] be on YouTube watching videos of people restoring rusty cutlery with no dialogue until four in the morning

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vigilskeep

dragon age the veilguard is mostly about when lucanis’ eyebrows go up in the middle all soft and it changes his whole face. then there are also some ancient gods or something i wasn’t really clear on that part

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chromatic-r

I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot

So many of you punched this guy and you're SO right this is objectively the funniest conclusion to all of this. Making mortal enemies with this guy before he biffs it. Rook is sexy stupid strong as fuck and CORRECT

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kind of obsessed with my rook, conceptually. treasure-hunting adventurer and pirate but in a completely unsexy cringefail way. human warrior with literally no connection to the plot, only involved because they got locked in a tomb with varric and didn't die. the veilguard votes to start a swear jar but for rook's bad puns and it doesn't discourage them in the slightest. ivy rook laidir my beloved

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cykelops

world’s kindest demon award goes to spite for hearing rook say “mortals don’t work like that, we can’t just stop being traumatized” and he was like oh my bad then I thought he was just stupid

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