my own take on the meme
happy march 32nd from the mankai company :)
Sakyo: You may be wondering how I mange to keep the autumn troupe in order.
Sakyo: I don’t. This morning Settsu called me from the lounge and when I walked in Azami shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
Sakyo: [takes a deep breath] Today is gonna be a good day
Sakyo: There’s going to be no bullshit
Sakyo: [opens the door to see Taichi standing there]
Taichi: My shoes are on the roof again
Sakyo: [closes the door]
Banri, talking about Juza: Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice and make friends and treat him with mutual respect?
Omi: Yeah.
Banri: Thats exactly what he wants me to do, Omi, wake up!
Omi: That’s what everyone wants everyone to do.
Sakyo: Sakoda, why are there little handprints on the wall?
Sakoda: ‘Zami, why are there little handprints on the wall?
Baby Azami: because i have little hands
Sakoda, to Sakyo: because he has little hands
The priest: And now, the vows
Banri, turning to Juza: Your ass is mine now
Sakyo, sitting in the rows: Oh for fucks sake
Azami: I'm making a documentary about my life. Sakyo, I think you should play the role as my dad.
Sakyo: I dont want to be your dad
Azami: Perfect, you already know your lines
Taichi: We need WiFi.
Omi: Okay, let’s not get carried away. We need oxygen.
Taichi: We HAVE oxygen. We NEED WiFi.
Banri: We need to get through this locked door. Taichi, give me your credit card.
Taichi: Here!
Banri, pocketing it: Thanks. Juza, kick down the door.
Sakyo: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Banri: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Taichi: I got distracted.
Azami: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Sakyo: You're not straight.
Banri: Obviously, I am.
Sakyo: You're in a romantic relationship with Hyodo.
Banri: You got me there.
Juza: *hugs Banri from behind*
Juza: *softly tucks Banri's hair behind his ear*
Juza, whispering: Eat all the waffles again and we're fucking done.
Sakyo: Who the hell filled the first aid kit with cheetos?!
Taichi, bleeding out: It was funny at the time
Izumi: The floor is lava!
Tsumugi: *helps Tasuku onto the counter*
Banri: *kicks Juza off the sofa*
Izumi: As you can see, there are two types of lovers
Sakyo: I know nobody asked for my imput…
Banri: Yet you’re talking
Sakyo: …but I agree with Settsu.
Banri: Let’s hear him out