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NO FUCKING YANKS ON THE THREAD

@goldenaltar / goldenaltar.tumblr.com

if you make characters american in your fanwork, and they were not american or played by americans in canon, you should be put in the stocks and publically humiliated.
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Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a "sitting around the table" framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes...that was cinema

Also the tragic backstories that clash noticeably with the goofy tone of the actual movie and are related in full at inopportune moments. And the fact that the DMPC is the only one with a backstory even SLIGHTLY connected to the main plot. Plus the fact that every character is a subtle representation of a DND player trope - Edgin is an extensive roleplayer who barely even uses his bard abilities and just talks his way out of every situation he finds, Holga is a wargamer who's just here to kick monster ass and barely talks about her character (to the point that her tragic backstory comes completely out of nowhere as though the DM shoved it in), Simon is a newbie who doesn't really know how the game works and has picked the most complicated class there is to start off with, and Doric is a rule-of-cool action hero who thinks the limitations on wild shape are Dumb and Stupid and the DM begrudgingly indulges her because what she does is in fairness much cooler.

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these gentlejuices want to prove themselves to this dame (to spite moviejuice)

i have this specific scene in my mind. it's basically these two, at their lydias' request, showing movie lyds a fun time involving crazy dancing, spinning, roller coasters, beetleclones and a fancy red dress that is NOT a wedding gown for a change. all set to saint motel's my type

movie lydia pulling The Bewildered Winona Face at first but then slowly starts having fun with this incredibly bizarre situation would this be healing for her? i think it would be healing. i'm not sure how, it just feels oddly comforting. i want her to have fun :(

it just looks so fucking cool in my head, animated and set to the music. i wish animation didnt take ages to do ugh imagine something like aladdin's friend like me??? and the animated beetlejuice intros??

also i chose saint motel's my type because 1. energetic and catchy as all FUCK and 2. "you're just my type -- you got a PULSE and you are BREATHING"

i need to stop being overambitious

as it turns out, i cant. but at least she seems to be having fun now

so happy you guys like the dress 🫶

she's getting SILLYYYYY

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