Golden Saga

Hello! Thank u for ask, it isn’t confusing, don’t worry. I match you up with Snake (I write it like a Modern AU, I hope you don’t mind it). I hope you like it. Enjoy! 💕

SNAKE

🐍Well, to be the roommate of Snake has its advantages and its disadvantages, he brings you buns and other sweets in the morning when he comes of his work during the night. If you watch some Tv show creepy or a documental about supernatural things, you have no one in the night to calm you. But, he listens you when you speak, he’s more talkative than you, but he really interests your opinions.

🐍Or better, he loves when you says that weird asks that cross your mind: “Is lasagne a type of salty cake? Or not?” Since that moment, there’s a debate about no senses. But it’s very funny. Snakes is one of that persons that tells you that you’re too good, too unselfish. So, when you gift him the next music record that he wants to buy; he remember the moment when you sighed when you saw that amazing and big fantasy book you want. So, Snake memorize it and for your birthday, he gifts you the whole saga and signed by the author. He loves you so much, and he wants you have awesome presents, because you deserve it.

🐍When he doesn’t work, start a marathon of documentaries of murders and mysteries about the world: about curses, about strange creatures, about mad killers. If it’s necessary the marathon will last for whole night until the sun emerge. You will not be scared in that night.

🐍Snake is very bad with English, so, you try to teach him at least the basic lessons, he really makes a great effort, but for him is very difficult and he’s very thankful you be so patient and nice. Finally, he starts to speak English with you in the house, is very rudimentary, but both of you understand other. He wants cry when one day you start to speak to him in Chinese. “Not again” he sigh.

🐍Sometimes, when you’re in your mind world and you’re very quiet and looking at the nothing; Snakes’s very scared. Are you fine? Are you alive? He makes sure you’re breathing, you’re so quiet that you seems a doll.

🐍And well, he should have a strong heart thanks at your silence. He’s doing something in any place of the house, very focus on, and he’s humming, when he turns towards something or some place and suddenly you’re here, behind of him. Snake scream and apart from you. “Oh  my Odin! I will put you a bell to know where you’re. Damn it!”. You laugh in quietly when you take the cereals.

Ari 🍂

Yes! I decided write a scenario, some words are in Spanish and I have put down the translation . I don’t know why I always join Snake with the horses, but here’s. I hope you like it, enjoy! 💕

 SNAKE

🐍 “Good afternoon, Goodbye”- Scenario 🐍

You ride through the lands of the old Sverkell, looking the sown fields. The sun is almost to hide and he colour the sky and the clouds of a red and orange. You approach towards the house where the old master lives, you know Snake should be around, he’s almost start to work and you would like greet him before to keep the horse in the stable. This one of the horses that your father brought from Spain, a beautiful and black Andalusian horse. Since you were born, you have had a strong bond with the animals.

So, you see him, Snake is talking with two men, one tall and brown and other tiny and blonde; they leave with a horse that you have raised.

“Good afternoon, (Name)” Snake says.

You apart your glance from the two farmers and look at Snake, you smile him and he returns you the smile.

“Good afternoon, Serpiente*” you says.

Everybody calls him like this nickname, you don’t know why, but once he asked you how will be his name in Spanish, and then since you call him like this. The nervous animal paws, you inclines and caress his neck, the horse seem calm down a bit. You smile for yourself, is normal that a horse have fear of a snake.

“Do you will start to work right now?” you ask, you want continue speak with him and from what your notice, he doesn’t want leave yet neither.

“In a moment, this night I start a little further than usual” he explain.

So you raise your eyebrows when an idea cross your mind, you don’t need a saddle to ride the horse, so you can give it at Snake.

“Do you want I take you there?” you ask.

Snake looks you surprised, both of you have a bad luck, you only can see him a minutes each day, but in this little time you have done a great friend. And well, Snake is pretty handsome… Suddenly, you feel that your offer is a little inappropriate, not only does a woman how to ride a horse like a man, but she also proposes that one ride with her and she leads the way. Your face burn in red, but you don’t withdraw the proposal, you look Snake and he smiles you.

“Yeah, why not?”

“Entonces, sube***. I will sit behind the saddle and you can…” but before you can finish the sentence, Snake has approached to the animal and he with a jump has sat behind you. When his hands touch your waist you tremble and moan. But you turn towards him.

“Are you fine there?”

“Yeah, lets go, (Name)” he says with a smile.

You have to focus in the way, because this smile almost melts you. Surprisingly the horse is very calm, but you not. Snake no longer takes you by the waist, he hugs your waist and rest his chin in your shoulder. And you tell yourself that this is because ride here without saddle is very difficult and he needs to grab something.

When you arrive, Snake gets off the horse and gives you the thanks.

“Promise me, you will arrive at home safe” he asks you.

“Don’t worry, Altaïr is the faster horse I have” you say caressing the neck of the animal.

Snake assent with a smile and he turns towards the wood, but he stops, turns to you and he scratch his head looking you.

“I will be fine, Serpiente. Bye bye” you insist.

“Goodbye, cariño***” he says.

You stops with a red blush decorates your cheeks but he horse continues his way. And you ask yourself when he has learned this word in Spanish, you haven’t taught it him.

 *Serpiente: Snake

**Entonces, sube: So, ride (the horse)

***Cariño: sweetie/babe/ is a pet name.

 Ari 🌿

Oh, thank u so much! I’m so glad you like these hcs. I’ve done it a Modern AU like Askeladd request. I hope you like these, enjoy! 💕

 SNAKE

🐍 Snake doesn’t know how he will manage with three children, but he will his best effort to rear them. He’s by your side and supports you throughout your pregnancy and he laments to work at night.

🐍 His three children inherit his black and curly hair. Snake pays more attention in how you brush them, he asks you for you teach him to make braids. Snake learns a lot of hairstyle: French braids, Dutch braids, waterfall braids, fishtail; at even a braid of four strand. His children will have the best hairstyle in the school. His son, too, he have long hair like his father.

🐍 All night, before Snake go to work, he sit in front of the beds of his children and he tell them a tale. His favourite tale is Ali Baba and the forty thieves, Snake play the characters with different voices and he stands up to shows his kids how manage a sword. If is an adventure tale, Snake have to tell 2 tales, because the first doesn’t cause them fall asleep, his children end excited and waiting more. The next is a calm tale, and finally they fall asleep.

🐍 Each Saturday, in your house there’s a marathon of cartoon movies with popcorn and sweets. At the night, the kids and Snake cook the dinner (always with your vigilance, you don’t want to repeat the night the kitchen was filled of flour). When they finished you praise them.

🐍 The pizzas always have a high layer of ingredients. And the next morning, the kids breakfast the leftovers of the pizza. And Snake too.

🐍 Snake teaches his children to defend themselves, how dodge hits, how stop hits and how punch. But his movements doesn’t use in house or in the school, only can use if they’re in a dangerous situation. Or if they must to defend someone who are in danger. If Snake notice they have used this movements in the school he will ground them for a month.

🐍 Snake tries go all the school functions, he always records his plays. And he helps you to make the suits for the plays and other events.

🐍 Snake loves dress up together for Halloween. Addams Family? Of course, he will be the best Gomez, but his children have to play rock, paper and scissors to know who is Wednesday because all of them want be her. Harry Potter costumes? Yes. The Scooby Doo costumes? You’re who suggest the idea. And of course, your family will dress up of Springshield of the Simpson.

🐍 Snake doesn’t have any problem to sing with his children in the living room. You don’t know how or when he has learned the songs but he knows the lyrics and the pitch. His daughters are very excited when he start to sing “Let it Go” or “Into the Uknown” of Frozen.

🐍 You’re a bit jealous, Snake is a great singer and a great actor. But is beautiful how your children are so excited.

Ari 🌿

Hi! Yes, of course. I hope you like this scenario. Enjoy! 💕

🐍SNAKE scenario of Valentine’s Day🐍

“Never is late”

You open the door so quietly how you can, the all building is sleeping right now, the street too, except for the fortunates who can spend the day of lovers together. So, you put your head out the door and see the darkness. The living room is practically in silent, except for the sound of television, which is turned on and light the room. You enter on tiptoe, trying to don’t be noisy for not to wake up Snake. You can see his head fallen over his shoulder. He falls asleep waiting you.

You approach to the fridge, into there are a lot of dishes that he cooked during all afternoon only for you. But, you didn’t dinner with him because the fucking on call in the hospital. You served a steak with chocolate and eat it fast. Later, you approach to the sofa where Snake continues sleep. You almost say: “Aaww”, but you control yourself, you don’t want wake him up.

Snake has bought you the cutest plush rabbit in the world and now, he was hugging it. You take a blanket, sit in the sofa, rest your head in his shoulder and you cover yourself with it. You have a great effort to don’t fall asleep over him, you feel that Snake moves and murmur something.

“You return”, he says.

“Yeah, I already dinner. Let’s go to the bed, Snake”, you answer.

You stand up, hold his hand and pull of him, he stands up, he’s sleepy and yawn. Snake hug you and rest his chin in your neck without say anything, the plush toy is squeeze between both. You take him to bed and lie down with him, Snake puts the rabbit in the nightstand. You hug him under the sheets, Snake smell so good, you kiss his neck while he caresses your back.

“The rabbit it’s you”, he says while kisses your forehead.

“I know, only one snake is missing.”

You can feel and listen how Snake laugh in loud voice, his beard tickles your cheek.

“The snake would eat the rabbit”.

“The rabbit knows karate, she would beat up to the snake”.

Snake laugh again, he kisses you and caresses lovely your cheek with a smile in his mouth.

“Happy Valentine, Roald. I’m sorry for no…”

“Don’t worry, tomorrow we will celebrate it” Snake says squeeze your hips.

Ari 🌿

Hello! Thank u so much! I’m so glad you like my blog, thank u again. I hope you like these headcanons, Snake is a good guy ✨ , I missed him. Enjoy!  💕

 SNAKE/ Roald

🐍 Snake is a sleepyhead. It will not be the first time that Snake was asleep and arrive later, but you forgive him because he works at night and catch thieves is complicated. You raise an eyebrow when he yawns by your side, you touch his shoulder and clean his eyes and he has a few rehomes. He apologizes you but you smile him.

🐍 Snake always is kind, when you have a lot of work, he offers help you. Guard the horses is complicated. You become friends with these animals, they look you for you caress them. But, with Snake it’s the opposite; when he approaches a bit a one horse, the animal glares him and doesn’t event let him touch him. Therefore, Snake only gives you tools and rakes the stables.

🐍 You try to teach him to ride without saddle and without bridle, but it’s a bit impossible. Finally, Snake is content with see you ride the horse through the farm. He loves how your hair shines with the sun and moves with the wind. He can’t take off his stupid smiles of his mouth when he sees you in your element.

🐍 In return, Snake teaches you to use a weapon, he decides to teach you to use a short sword. In his free time, he teach you in front of the house of Sverkell, he observes you and sometimes he criticise Snake. Snake protests and he gets nervous more than he is. Have you so close cause him to his heart beat a little faster. You listen him groans and mutters in low voice.

 “Oh, come on, Snake, he is trying to help”, you murmur with a smile.

 “He’s annoying”.

🐍 Sometimes, Sverkell invites you to lunch, you help him to cook but normally the old man throws you out of the kitchen. “You’re guest!”. You sit by side of Snake and you make a grimace, he laughs and he takes off a slice of straw tangled in your hair. Later, Sverkell served the lunch. You talk a lot of with Snake about the work, the people of farm, if you want to do anything else with your live.

 “You, old, one day you’ll let me cook for you”, you said.

 “Better, you cook for Snake, he’s wishing it”.

🐍 One day, you appear in the guards camp accompany with a great shire horse, it’s the biggest of all horses. The men looks you with curiosity and lust, but you ignore them. Fox approaches to you and he looks with a smile.

 “Why are you here, poppet?”

 “I’ve come to find Snake”.

 “Why not come with me?”

🐍 You almost roll your eyes, you feels the horse are tense and you listen him whinny. But, before Fox say anything, Snake appears and he raps him on his head. Snake smiles you and you get off of the horse and invite him to follow you.

✨ “Come on, I cook today”.

Ari  🌿