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Draco: I am getting married in the coming month of November.

Hermione: Congratulations!!

Draco:

Draco: So... I am considering you are game then.

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Draco: Hey, How's the boyfriend?

Hermione: I've told you a hundred times that Ron and I broke up. Why do you keep asking this?

Draco: Feels incredibly good to hear the news.

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Hermione: Good night,guys. I am going to bed.

Draco: Can I slither in?

Everyone:

The ghosts:

Owls:

Crookshanks:

Peacocks of Malfoy Manor:

Mauruders from the after life:

Draco:*visibly panicking* DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

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Hermione : What the hell is wrong with you?

Draco: You mean today or like in general?

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Draco: *Eating breakfast* We must stop meeting like this.

Hermione: *Walking out of her bedroom* Maybe we would if you could just STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EATING ALL MY FOODS.

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Hermione: *Sleeping soundly at 3 am*

Draco: *Nudges her awake* So how does it feel to have iconic husband syndrome?

Hermione:

Hermione: I don't know. I'll have to ask Crookshanks' partner.

Draco: *goes back to sleep while bitching about crooks*

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Blaise: If you had to pick any gryffindor to date who would you choose?

Theo: I don't know.

Blaise: Me neither.

Draco: Granger

Blaise:

Theo:

Narcissa:

Lucius:

Voldemort:

White Peacocks from the Malfoy estate:

Crookshanks:

Harry:

Ron:

Draco: IDONTKNOWMENEITHER!!

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Draco: *Driving a car for the first time*

Hermione: That's a red light. You've got to stop here.

Draco: I'll stop twice on my way back.

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Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.

Hermione: Leave them alone.

Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.

Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.

Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.

Crookshanks: meow

Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.

Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.

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Draco: We have a problem.

Hermione: No! YOU have a problem. I have an idiot for a husband who keeps causing them.

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Draco:*clearly livid* Have you no shame, Granger?

Hermione:*equally mad* well, ofcourse Yes. I am ashamed of YOU.

Narcissa:*spits out wine* Oh DAMN!!

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Hermione: Listen up! I have to leave for a few days.

To Draco: Don't kill my plants.

To Narcissa: Don't plot to kill anyone.

To Crookshanks: Don't kill ANYONE.

To the white Peacocks: Don't kill the vibe.

To Lucius: At least TRY not to get killed.

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Draco: *does something dumb*

Hermione: You know, there's a 'u' in 'stupid' for a reason.

Draco: Oh yeah? There's an 'i' in 'stupid' as well.

Hermione:

Draco:*contemplates what he just said*

Crookshanks: *meows tauntingly*

Draco: F**K OFF YOU SQUISHED-FACE F**KER!!

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Hermione: Are you going to be part of the problem or are you going to be part of the solution?

Draco: You know what?!I am going to be the Whole Problem.

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Draco: I have done all I can do!!

Hermione: You have made it worse!

Draco: Yeah,that's pretty much all I can do.

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McGonagall: Did you just give 10 points to Mr. Malfoy for being too handsome?

Snape: Get off your high horse. You play favourites too.

McGonagall: No one can accuse me of being partial towards anyone.

Snape: Oh really?

McGonagall: Yes. I love Ms. Granger and all the non MS. Grangers equally.

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Draco:Hey Granger,long time no see. Let's bang.

Hermione:

Draco:

Hermione: I think you mean hang?!

Draco:

Theo:*just passing by* Nope.

Blaise:*giving her a room key* He meant what he said.