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Draco: I am getting married in the coming month of November.

Hermione: Congratulations!!

Draco:

Draco: So... I am considering you are game then.

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Draco: Hey, How's the boyfriend?

Hermione: I've told you a hundred times that Ron and I broke up. Why do you keep asking this?

Draco: Feels incredibly good to hear the news.

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Hermione: Good night,guys. I am going to bed.

Draco: Can I slither in?

Everyone:

The ghosts:

Owls:

Crookshanks:

Peacocks of Malfoy Manor:

Mauruders from the after life:

Draco:*visibly panicking* DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

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Hermione : What the hell is wrong with you?

Draco: You mean today or like in general?

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Draco: *Eating breakfast* We must stop meeting like this.

Hermione: *Walking out of her bedroom* Maybe we would if you could just STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EATING ALL MY FOODS.

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Blaise: If you had to pick any gryffindor to date who would you choose?

Theo: I don't know.

Blaise: Me neither.

Draco: Granger

Blaise:

Theo:

Narcissa:

Lucius:

Voldemort:

White Peacocks from the Malfoy estate:

Crookshanks:

Harry:

Ron:

Draco: IDONTKNOWMENEITHER!!

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Draco: *Driving a car for the first time*

Hermione: That's a red light. You've got to stop here.

Draco: I'll stop twice on my way back.

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Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.

Hermione: Leave them alone.

Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.

Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.

Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.

Crookshanks: meow

Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.

Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.

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Draco: We have a problem.

Hermione: No! YOU have a problem. I have an idiot for a husband who keeps causing them.

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Hermione: Listen up! I have to leave for a few days.

To Draco: Don't kill my plants.

To Narcissa: Don't plot to kill anyone.

To Crookshanks: Don't kill ANYONE.

To the white Peacocks: Don't kill the vibe.

To Lucius: At least TRY not to get killed.

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Draco: *does something dumb*

Hermione: You know, there's a 'u' in 'stupid' for a reason.

Draco: Oh yeah? There's an 'i' in 'stupid' as well.

Hermione:

Draco:*contemplates what he just said*

Crookshanks: *meows tauntingly*

Draco: F**K OFF YOU SQUISHED-FACE F**KER!!

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Draco:Hey Granger,long time no see. Let's bang.

Hermione:

Draco:

Hermione: I think you mean hang?!

Draco:

Theo:*just passing by* Nope.

Blaise:*giving her a room key* He meant what he said.

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Hermione:*exasperated* What's going on between you two?

Draco: Just listen to his argument, Granger.It's preposterous.

Crookshanks: Meow Meow Meooww

Draco:*shrieking again* What do you mean my bucket hat can't hold water? IT'S A BLOODY BUCKET, you ignorant feline!

Hermione:*to herself* I am surrounded by retards.

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Hermione: Which one of you broke my mug please step forward. I promise I won't be mad.

Draco: It's obviously your cat.

Crrokshanks: MeooowW

Draco: *to Crookshanks* Don't you dare blame this on me, you bitchy old shoebrush.

Crookshanks: MeeeowWWW

Draco: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT? YOU TAKE THAT BACK !!

Hermione: *exasperated, proceeds to leave the room*

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Lyra: *6 years old* I don't wanna die. I have kissed only one boy so far.

Draco: WHAT ?!

Lyra: Relax.It was a long time ago.

Hermione: Are you relaxed now, Draco ?

Draco: *visibly scared* I have never been more stressed out in my life.

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Draco: Pardon my intrusion.

Hermione: At this moment or in my life in general ?

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Mrs. Granger: And that's Hermione wrote when she was five years old.

Draco: What is this?

Hermione: : A proof that algebraic topology can never have a non self-contradictory set of abelion groups.

Draco:

Draco: I am just a blond monkey to you,aren't I?!

Mr. Granger: *sipping tea* You said it, Not us.