Im not using this blog anymore so ummmmm follow me here if u care…

me when i’m emperor and make all weird shit illegal and the kpoppers and kinnies put rat poison in the grapes i’m being fed

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

Nathan drake wants what Lara Croft has

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

every joke about florida in the good place is 100% true. my high school was like two blocks away from a suspicious tourist shop that sells live turtles and my graduation was held in the venue in which hulk hogan betrayed randy savage and formed the NWO

addendum: we just passed a state amendment in florida that bans both offshore oil drilling in state waters, and vaping in indoor workplaces. both things. both of these things together

Poo poo disaster in the Southern wing of the Cathedral. Clean that up.

You had that bitch sleeping in my bed when i was in California?

>takes Monkeys Paw

>wishes Pepe was still pure

>goes to sleep

>wakes up

>turns on news

>”The cartoon character turned alt-right mascot named “Yotsuba”

proposals on ballots be like

do you not want to not pay no taxes nor pay taxes not

⚪️yes

⚪️no