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@gogh-save-the-bees / gogh-save-the-bees.tumblr.com

🍃Hello, I'm Dean!🍃 forever in thrift shops, watching the bees and being the best cat dad i can be! • he/him • lv. 25 • Scottish 🌈• queer & trans •🌈 fibromyalgia ig: @gogh_save_the_bees
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demilypyro

the zip-up hoodie is the single best garment ever invented

FALSE. The pullover hoodie is the best, zip-ups are an ABOMINATION

  • can’t wear them open or half-open for warmth control
  • can’t wear them open to show off your rad t-shirt underneath
  • can’t wear them open to flutter behind you like a cool cape
  • have to awkwardly squeeze your entire body through them to put them on or take them off, blocking your vision and messing up your hair

are you a FOOL?

I do love zipups but consider: I remove my pullover, stretching my arms over my head, and as I do just a bit of midriff above my pants waist is visible to my rival with whom I've formed a shaky alliance, driving them wild.

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“‘I wanted you, Seymour,’ he said.” From Everybody’s Magazine (1899)

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