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Ted: You all remember Paul? As most of you may realize by now, he's the person I've been seeing lately
Paul: Why are they all looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
Ruth: Well, Ted is sort of our stand-in "dad", so emotionally, this is kind of like being told you're our new mom.
Paul: But you know it's nothing like that, right?
Richie: Absolutely, can you make us macaroni?
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