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So... you mentioned that both Astaroth and Liebe are Clover citizens in the 2&½ Devils AU. Does this info come up during Asta's Kangaroo Trial?

Because for some reason I can only amagine, Astaroth leading the whole of Hage into that Courtroom (bar Licita & Liebe, due to obvious reasons) because Asta's HIS baby, but also Hage's National Treasure and who does this dude think he is trying to frame him for the attack?!

And then it comes out that there's been 2 whole Devils residing in the kingdom (and with CITIZENSHIP, the horror!) for years and they've done nothing against the kingdom.

Something like this:

"This is slander!"

"You are a Devil..."

"And it's still SLANDER!"

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Bestie, I am in stitches at this idea. Imma be real I haven’t really decided HOW I wanted the court trial to go in this AU, but I may or may not be stealing this idea. Damnatio legit be like “pull up the records from Hage” and when they do he sees that the devils are legit registered there as citizens and at this point he’s drinking tequila straight from the bottle because literally, how the fuck do you even respond to that?

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The Black Bulls, Nozel and Fuegoleon enter the courtroom to find the Upper Class (those that didn't flee in a panic) clutching their pearls, Augustus screaming at Damnatio (and Sekke) to do something, Damnatio himself staring into space and taking big swigs of a bottle, an entire village ready to commit treason and Astaroth. Passing out pie slices to people. Because no one should commit treason on an empty stomach, and Asta, Marie, and Secre have just gone through something traumatic and desserts always help.

This is the beginning of The Great Cooking War, between House and Trophy Husband Astaroth and Food Enthusiast Charmy, because neither one is willing to admit the other is just as good at cooking.

THANK YOU. I am glad that someone else sees the comedic potential and Astaroth and Charmy engaging in cooking warfare.

The Great Cooking War, now illustrated

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black clover thoughts part 2

its a lovely day in the black clover fandom and i am a horrible gremlin presenting you with my personal brain rot:

  • you know what would be absolutely legendary? if the demon unions, or just using demon powers in general required some dance moves like the fusions in steven universe. is there particular reason for it? not really, except it would be hilarious. like imagine you're yuno, you're about to fight the fuckin bone man attacking your squad and the guy just start pulling uncoordinated dad moves in order to power up. dante's dance at the black bulls straight up counts as indecent exposure and when asta shows up yami just covers up his eyes like 'youre not old enough to see this kid'. vanica dances like a stripper with rent due next day, while nacht, the absolute whore, has seperate dance moves for each one of his demons. during the 2 day training nacht explains the deal to asta who then proceeds to grab liebe and aggressively spin him around and throw him in the air believing it counts as a dance, nacht is convinced it doesnt, but then they actually unite so like what does he know?
  • bitches are pulling mana zones left and right. when are asta and liebe going to utalise their shared braincell and create an anti-zone where magic just does not fuckin exist, like at all? you know that episode when the queen of witches said 'in your presence, magic becomes meaningless' in relation to asta's power? i want that, but like more literally.
  • on that note i also feel like i am legally obligated to bear witness to those 2 idiots running anti magic through the most ridiculous objects to make them into weapons. asta once gets into a bar fight (which he didnt start, just to make it clear) and at the end of the night he has a new weapon in the form of a broken glass bottle in his grimoire. it's liebe's favourite
  • also, noelle deserves to absolutely decimate all of her siblings both verbally and physically and then throw her silva earrings at them like 'bitch you aint my family' and denounce her royal status. home girl makes up a new last name and whenever there are official magic knight functions with her siblings present who try to interact with her she acts like she doesnt know them and whenever someone asks what the deal with her siblings is she says 'siblings? ive never seen these bitches in my entire life'. black bulls are obviously in on it and also act like they got no clue who the silvas are out of spite.
  • i think it's fine if we never get to find out more about charmy's origins, but only if it's handled well. my definition of well is "charmy's mum doesnt know who the baby daddy is cause she's a hoe" which would then result in a 'dad search' arc with the black bulls finding 3 different dwarfs who could all potentially be charmy's dad, but it then turns into some sort of dad olympics and we never find out who the real dad is, but it's ok because charmy now has 3 dads.
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