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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it's real useful 🙏

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

Iceland by Joshua Fuller

Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading

me in the pussy if the rumors are to be believed

Me in the pussy, were I not so perfidious...

Not sure which of these posts from my drafts is worse.

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

some girl behind me in line at the dollar store today said "girl we've been knowing how to draw. Beatboxing puppy" and it froze me in my tracks i had to stare forward without moving a muscle. The devil's cold breath caressed my neck and i've been marked for death

⬆️you couldn't even exchange him for anything good these days at the gocey store

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR