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*WHEEZING*
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*WHEEZING*
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hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others
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MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO
some context
1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot
2. abusive ex was also a sex offender
3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well
4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital
5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy
some more Facts About Ralph
he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE”
in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.
the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service
this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life
oh mg god this post somehow got better
Ralph has achieved Peak Graduate Student
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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
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i don't care if monday's bleak
tuesday matches wednesday's freak
thursday mispronouncing steak
it's friday, i'm in love
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Lucanis be like: "I'll kill for you. Please, tell me to kill for you."
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woke up to a miasma of fog and gloom, pervasive drizzling, and indolent rolls of thunder in the distance
this is me bragging by the way
the thunder, she approaches
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My robot GF runs windows 95 so this is very easy. Hell, sometimes we don't even make it to the sex before I'm having to ctrl-alt-delete her.
fun fact: why I wrote this shitpost, I had a windows 95 VM running upstairs on my computer. I didn't know it at the time, but it had already bluescreened.
NSFW
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Bunny and Beast stickers hmmm <3 Will be on sаle oneday, but for now just enjoy them. They are actually friends, not lovers, and Beast is an immortal creature (can't be killed). Bunny is such a cute lil sаdist. Together with their best friend Baffy (Baphomet, if you don't shorten the name) they are the BBB team :D Need to draw all three of them together.
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Unexplained Phenomena, Software Programming
as I said over on mastodon, this is what got me into programming. I was looking for Bigfoot, UFOs, and psychic powers, and accidentally found computers
Source: mastodon.social
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la petite mort
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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
highlights of the responses:
- the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"
- shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".
- to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.
- the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy
- all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)
- the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears
- the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself
- everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"
- the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"
- the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"
- the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"
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Having a relaxing time at a spa. Got a lavender & thyme massage and sat in the Himalayan salt room for 10 minutes. Time to hit up the steam room.
why are they throwing carrots and onions in here with me