"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
truly will never get over the fact that L from death note was designed specifically to be unattractive in contrast to the pretty boy looks of light, but in order to achieve that they just made him look like a pale emoboy with too much eyeliner. in the 2000s. what did they expect
the funniest part of death note was when light thought, "The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I'm a normal high school boy." and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this
the funniest thing about death note is how much the fans love the angst of “Light was L’s only friend 😔 despite it all, he was the first person L ever considered to be a friend” and then when asked about it the creators were like “oh I think L lied about that. L loves to lie”
guy who types each letter of his keysmashes individually with his index finger, pausing to think about what letter should go next
I have blue hair and pronouns and I'm seeking someone w red hair and pronouns to comedically fight with me for all of eternity in a slapstick silly manner
Death note + Tumblr posts, by me. 17/?
Light Yagami searching for Kira when he loses his memory
the cdc says this world is rotten and those who are making it rot deserve to die. someone has to do it, so why not me? even if it means sacrificing my own mind and soul, it’s worth it. because the world… can’t go on like this
[Death Note + text post from somewhere] today —> @just-shower-thoughts ] (1/???)
01. Rebirth / 37. New World
light could’ve saved his skin if he just grew a sack and looked at gay porn while under surveillance. that actually warrents setting up traps for. who looks at still images of women in bikinis and think yeah that’ll make me nut. no one. that’s why L was like what kind of mormon shit is this kid on he’s definitely killing people
i try to explain to light yagami the economic inequality that pushes people into crime and that killing isolated evildoers will do nothing because the systems in place will keep creating criminals and when he gets home he makes me die from a bowel explosion