“His name is Kim Shin. He’s tall...and has a sad smile...”
Amy, the baby antelope.
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as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis
Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?
Winnie the Pooh illustration by E.H. Shepard
We are suffering from a male whininess epidemic
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"
So irrelevant. Do you want it?
Par, tum tho Shefali ko chaahte ho, na? Main apne pure dil aur dimaag se kisi aur ko chaahta hoon. Voh tum hi ho. Sirf tum. Aur hamesha se tum hi thi. Really? Really.
I've been waiting to hear this my entire life
two weirdos who would do anything for eachother !!!!!