Imagine your icon being your therapist
when u want to kiss ur bro but ur plague masks are in the way : (
extremely cursed quiz.
in a murder investigation, who are you? the killer? the witness? the detective? with a heavy dose of vibes assigned. i’ll reblog with a link in case it doesn’t work.
I am not ready for the mood guys
openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford
A more accurate calendar for 2020 so far.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
The St Louis Republic, Missouri, April 21, 1904
none of my assignments are done but I sure am
since my red/blue gay quiz got popular, here’s one for every color of the rainbow. as a note: i have synesthesia and this is based off of my perception of each color based on that. it’s not about the aesthetic so much as what the color itself means.
Tall, dark, handsome villain: Join me and I promise to love you and rule beside you forever and a glorious day
YA female protagonist: Never! This seventeen-year-old boy who lives next door to me is my soulmate
Me:
I love how brennan is always funny and lighthearted then pull this shit out of thin air and its all true
everyone’s talking about “getting coffee with friends someday” and “seeing my pals again” and “making out passionately with my homies for an hour after this is all over”
but the real question is, will we all recognize each other when this done?? Half of y’all are giving yourselves living-room haircuts of ten inches and dying your bangs pink with kool-aid, some other people are working out and going for walks like crazy so who knows how buff they’ll be, other people are crafting it the hell up and even making new clothes for themselves
plus, forget prison tats, give it another week and Quarantine Tattoos are going to be big as hell as people start experimenting with stick and poke
we’re going to meet up again and it’s just going to be
This is exactly what I expected it to be
put this in your party playlist and set it on shuffle.
to everyone who is losing things like concerts and senior proms and commencements and brunches they’d had planned forever and literally anything they’ve been looking forward to i’m sorry. i really am. it sucks and i’m sure there will be people in your life who will tell you to get over it because others have it worse right now and while it may be true that others have it worse that doesn’t make your pain, disappointment, or sadness any less real or valid. keep your head up.
my sister’s wedding was just cancelled by the venue. when I told one of my friends how upset she was and how heartbroken we all were to have worked and planned so much, she just said “well, it’s good.”
i understand that there is illness and people at risk, but the callousness of it shocked me, just as she was unmoved by my other sister being sent home her senior year, losing her research job, putting all the cells in the freezer, three years of work, her thesis, graduation -
“oh, everyone is doing that.”
your loss is valid. god and even if you are hearing about someone’s “inconsequential” thing they loved - a concert, a brunch - you don’t know if that’s the thing they’ve been sticking around for or not. so just like fucking chill and be kind: it hurts for everyone, in different ways. you aren’t being selfish for losing something you loved.