had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

starting a collection. please add on

Oscar, inside a Moog Modular

you fool he is the modulator

*does this to you*

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

you fool. that's pinball

thanks for liking my posts, and even reading them some times

Saying this to you while I die and you cradle my corpse in your arms tearfully

we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"

im sorry if this is how you found out. yes its real

harry dubois if he was a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbors cat in a small village in the alps

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

Oc watercolor

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

Pythagoreans arguing with Manichaeans

what the fuck is this

there are people trying to talk to you on discord

wishing spiders a successful strike, may they get everything they want

I mean like the game devs from the company Spiders who are on strike right now. Not the. Not the leggy fellers. I don't think they're on strike

Important not to confuse game developers with web developers.

Seinfeld episode where George can't decide whether to stay with a woman who gives amazing strap game but keeps slapping his bald head while they fuck. Meanwhile Jerry and Newman realize they've been in the same polycule for months without realizing and are now getting into lovers spats. Elaine starts an Onlyfans but realizes the only people subscribing are doing so because they are antiquers and her furniture is so old they are marvelling at it and trying to guess each items value. Kramer becomes a twitch streamer, but somehow accidentally sets off a twitch notification noise for every single thing that can happen in his apartment.

The George plot ends, btw, with him breaking it off with her, getting in bed with someone new strapping him, and he tells Jerry the next day that he didn't finish until she accidentally slapped his head during sex trying to kill a mosquito.

And that revelation is the end of the episode and its never brought up again

Jerry and Newman's spats get so bad that every other member of the polycule breaks up with them, and this depresses them so much they hesitantly embrace, which is sweet at first, until they begin critiquing each others hug techniques. They both storm off in a huff, resetting for future episodes.

Elaine spends the episode dealing with her pride, upset no one cares about her in her photos. That is until someone tips $1000.00 to get her to pose on her coffee table. She, finally seeing the profit potential in her old furniture, takes a series of photos, specifically with her furniture being the focus of the shots. This, unfortunately, shows the drink on her coffee table not resting on a coaster, and she gets cancelled.

Kramer gets swatted by a 10 year old he banned from his chat but the swat team get accidentally home aloned by the weird set up Kramer has in his place.