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it’s their love language

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while

h/t to @namasteinside for the lol

In "Unfinished Tales" there's a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin's company and this is literally how it went down:

There were just so many great additions to this post that I had to put them all in one place.

616 tony the type of guy to have repairs at his building and join the workers. Peppers like where the fuck is my boss meanwhile tony is hearing insane dad lore from the 50 year old electrician he’s now doing wiring with in the ceiling

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

hamster behavior

okay so i was thinking in the tags of this post about how tony gets so much immediate incredulous pushback when he says he doesn't want to make weapons anymore

specifically that i got some Untraceable Vibe TM that maybe tony had tried before to branch out into other things and was repeatedly gently shepherded back to military projects by a miserable pinky-ringed hand. and then i thought. hang on

this is the same fucking line it's the same argument it's the same conversation

and it made me think back to that talk with my bestie christine everhart and how it has a Structure it's a Fight tony's playing Chess about it. He starts with the obie line:

when that doesn't work, he goes for howard's:

and when that doesn't work, off comes the sunglasses armour, and it's just Tony—

and. ah. a Traceable Vibe TM, actually,

Born to read my own story, forced to write it first.

never clocked bobby's reaction here lmaoooo

that's how they match each other's freak

Neil: *roasts Riko*

Riko: isn’t ur dad a literal axe murderer

Neil: what? are you upset that my dad spent eight years looking for me while urs doesn’t even know you exist?

Riko:

Jean:

Literally everyone else sitting at the table:

my favourite quote from dead poets society🎀