althea

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

I just want to express how bad it is for my chained up basement twink when you guys dont listen to my spotify links. Its really not good for it at all

this is such a great song i think i will kill myself right now

Cat dimension

The oldest living dog is currently 24 years old, if you’re younger than 24, there are dogs that are older than you. The oldest living cat is currently 28 years old, if you’re younger than 28, there are cats that are older than you. The oldest living horse is 51 (possibly), if you’re younger than 51, there are horses that are older than you.

The point of this post? I don’t know. I find it comforting. If you’ve only lived a dog or cat or goldfish or horse lifespan then don’t compare yourself to the achievements of others who have lived a human lifespan.

The oldest living sea sponge is 10,000 years old. If you're younger than 10,000, there are sea sponges that are older than you.

aguacero

this is what being twenty five is like btw

girl that got hit by falling crate of pears 100 years ago is clapping back this winter

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..