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Elminster's not around...

@gloryinthunder / gloryinthunder.tumblr.com

Mostly Baldur's Gate hot takes, shitposting, and gifs. (he/him) I'm a lot like Halsin's arm belts: barely keeping it together.
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You know, I lean into the joke that Ketheric doesn't like the gays because a big buff lesbian angel 'stole' his daughter and he had to sit there and watch Durge and Gortash crumple all the war maps during their makeout sessions on the council table when they're trying to organize a world takeover.

But then I can't help but laugh wondering how he feels when the amnesiac Durge rolls up to the colony with their entire polycule in tow.

Like hey, I'm back. Meet my new boyfriend, he's a vampire. Oh, and this is his girlfriend, she's just come from the Blood War. Over there is her boyfriend, the son of the guy you just tadpoled. And his boyfriend, a nerdy wizard that almost just blew you up. And his girlfriend, a radient-tank goth having a crisis of faith. And her spicy yet sweet githyanki warrior girlfriend.

And Ketheric just drops himself into the Myrkul hole without a fight, because he's done with this shit.

Love wins.

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