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*stumbles out covered in blood*

i did it i started a fallen hero wiki on miraheze! i do need to write up guidelines but it's! happening! predictably i wrote mortum's page first lol + a character category page here. very very rough and i still need to add that summary table that fandom wikis have.

caveats that NO patreon exclusive knowledge (excepting very minor details like weight/height in the dossier entries)/characters/topics will be on there, and we'll see about public demo info given that's subject to change (Dove and Armadillo for example are currently in limbo hell until I figure out how to handle them).

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were--ralph

cant stop thinking about this video

For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty

oh no no NO no no I am sorry my dear @thebirdtm you are NOT underselling one of the most seminal pieces of television of my entire childhood like that on MY watch.

"How is claiming they drowned a Hilux possibly underselling it" GREAT question.

To start with a little disclaimer, Top Gear's Hilux did not start off, as in the video above, in pristine condition. It started off with nigh-on 300k kms (for you yankees, that's about 8.4 million Boeing 737 wingspans) and a condition to match.

And it's only once careless driving around town yielded zilch in given shits...

(look, I found a local newspaper picturing it being driven around!)

...that they decided to drown it. Now, the underselling part: if you told me that they drowned a pickup the first place my mind would go to would be "driving it through a river a bit too deep for it, perhaps as deep as its height, until it stalls and then tugging it back out. You will concede that's rather different from tying it down on the seashore with the second highest tide in the world...

...and leaving it there until it engulfs the whole truck...

...only for the ropes to snap...

...and for the truck to be lost to the tides for FIVE HOURS.

(and for those wondering, yes, just as promised, well within an hour and the mandatory limits of basic tools and no spare parts, up the mechanic made the thing fire and away the presenter drove it - I must imagine doing a number on his clothes in the process.)

Oh also I would have mentioned the caravan.

Or at least the wrecking ball.

But hey, at least the fire was mentioned.

Still, I feel it's criminal to leave out how they celebrated it surviving all it did: by parking it at the top of a 23 story building for all to see! :)

Wait NO-

Well, that was uncalled for. Given what it survived, it deserved to rest in a museum instead of being unceremoniously cleared out with the other chunks of public housing that buried it.

Or at least, given that buried it wasn't...

...to be tumbled down from the rubble utop which it sat...

...and be fueled up.

"be fueled up", pfft, what for?, I hear you say. And you are right.

Look at that thing, you say.

Let's be serious now, however pretty of a story it would be that's not a truck that will do anything remotely in the ballpark of firing up, let alone running.

And again, you are right.

The battery was disconnected.

Sorted that, tho

"You can't be serious." Oh darling I sure can! "Well the presenters can't then" no no, I assure you, it lived. Go see it for yourself! It's at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieau, England!

I grew up watching Top Gear and it shaped me in many ways. My adoration of old Toyota Hiluxes is one of them.

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kyraneko

The Toyota Hilux is absolutely the small god of endurance and defiance (and possibly masochism).

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thivell

yes I'm reposting about a small god truck are you kidding me

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largishcat

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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menaceanon

I know I just reblogged this but I think the really important takeaway here is that this techbro is not genuinely asking “how can we improve fanfiction?” What he’s asking is “how can we tap into this massive market?”

I keep thinking about how many of these chat bots are free—for now. And of course they are! It’s a classic marketing technique when you’re trying to get your foot in the door with a novel product: let folks use it, let them get used to it, then start charging for it. You don’t have to look any further than streaming to see a very recent example of how this happens.

And it’s going to happen with AI.

There’s nothing these assholes love more than making money off of other people’s hard work. But you can’t legally charge for fanfic! So how do you get around that? You charge for a chat bot (which you trained on other people’s fanfic). You can’t charge for the content, but you can charge for the thing that produces the content.

AI is theft, and there are a whooooole lot of people gleefully looking to make a buck off of our hard work.

Don’t use AI, don’t feed AI your favorite fic writers’ and artists’ work, don’t read AI fic, don’t engage with it. And if you do, well, I can’t force you to give a shit about other people, but AI is a paywall being built, brick by brick, between you and the things you love. Stop slathering on the mortar.

👆👆👆

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uneryx

This is it, right here

but AI is a paywall being built, brick by brick, between you and the things you love. Stop slathering on the mortar.
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boycritter

thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

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nebuvoid

This is the second time I see her art on my dash, and it is so vibrant and inspiring I looked into how to learn to imitate/incorporate this into your own artwork - turns out Anastasia Trusova has speedpaints on her own youtube channel! Here's one of them. (material used is mentioned in the video's description)

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trebuchet151

Tell me the waves won't rise

And monsters will fade with time

To temper the blaze with the twist of a knife

A sun killer lullaby

Sun killer sing me to sleep

Its finally done! Here's the Hanged Man tarot card for Ithelanas Aldwir, my Rook.

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