women will have no career path, no game, no bitches, and only 3 people in the world that can stand them and all they have to say for themselves is that theyre ‘just like george costanza but a girl’

the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

I hath blown up mine university lab.

*winding up my metal baseball bat*

BE...

*smashes it into your skull cutely*

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i literally need to be face sat by music

i need music filling up my holes

hugh grant singing creep.mp4

they are making being sloppy illegal

try telling that to him^

who wanna know more about me. who wanna know less

Starting a political fujoshi movement where I make men do gay stuff in front of me before they are allowed to have sex with me

Starting a political fujoshi movement where I make men do gay stuff in front of me before they are allowed to have sex with me

Starting a political fujoshi movement where I make men do gay stuff in front of me before they are allowed to have sex with me

ben affleck hearing “you kiss guys on molly” for the first time

we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.