Abbacchio + Risotto = Sephiroth ?
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Story-builders wanted! 🧩
Meraviglia, a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Fantasy Anthology, inspired by Alice in Wonderland, is now accepting applications for WRITERS! Our apps will be open until October 31st, 11:59 EST.
📝 In this zine, each writer will be paired with an artist who will then illustrate their story. The application form contains more info.
Best of luck! #meravigliazine ✨
La Squadra as Drinks
Illuso: Cosmo
- Looks fancy just like him
- If any drink could give you the side eye, it would be a cosmo
Prosciutto: Moet & Chandon
- Expensive
- Good taste
- The most condescending of drinks
- If it could peer down at you from the top of its flute to mock you, it would (and Prosci would do the same)
Risotto: Absinthe
- It’s strong and evasive
- Eclectic
- Hauntingly beautiful
- Glows in the dark
- They’re both scary but you can’t help but stare...
Melone: Moscow Mule
- Comes in a special cup and boy is he special
- It tastes good
- Melone always makes sure he tastes good
Formaggio: 4Loko
- Radiates chaotic energy
- His outfit is just as “coked up frat boy” as the can
Giacchio: Strawberry Daiquiri
- Will give you brain freeze
- Looks cute but WILL fuck you up fast
Pesci: Rose
- Soft
- Easy to drink/get along with
- Just wants to be seen as something not only for bachelorette parties
Sorbet&Gelato: they share a bottle of Grey Goose no chaser
- Expensive
- But they also share a bottle and watch you squirm as they chug it
- Alcohol doesn’t effect them, it’s just an intimidation tactic
Giacchio: They very unfairly accused us of poisoning the rival team.
Risotto: You two were framed?
Melone: no, we poisoned the shit out of them. But they don’t have any proof!
Suffocation by himbo titties is the #1 way I wanna die
La Squadra dealing with COVID-19
Prosciutto: Has attempted to quarantine everyone in the hideout in separate rooms. Yes they all live together but he trusts no one in this house not to have stuffed their filthy hands into their mouths. Pesci keeps coming into his room in tears, but Prsciutto is doing his best to keep the boy in his own room (IE spraying him with Lysol so he leaves, and making him talk through the closed door)
Risotto: very concerned about the safety of his teammates but you would never know it. He has refused all hits at this time and has cancelled cleaning crews and eating out to try and save money. He is either enjoying the peace and quiet, or stuck in a dissociative state.
Formaggio: as a pretty social guy he’s going insane. It’s been maybe 24 hours before he gets piss ass drunk and tries to climb out the window to go to a club. Obviously they’re all closed so he just cries in his room until Illuso pounds on the walls to tell him to shut up.
Illuso: probably the first to catch cabin fever. It was maybe two three hours without having someone to flirt with then he lost it. There was a temper tantrum but he went back to his comfort activity: doing his hair. He tried some new experimental styles and came to the conclusion that “hey I’m a hot guy I could totally be a fashion and style vlogger” cue his YouTube fame. People think his commentary (this look is especially useful because it keeps your hair out of your eyes in a fight, this gel is preferred because blood beads right off it) is satire but we know it’s true
Melone: his cam girl business is fucking skyrocketing! with all the horny people stuck inside he’s making bank. His voice is almost gone from talking so much, and he’s gotten very creative with his photo angles. He has turned dick picks into an art (cue photo of his dick on a charcuterie board surrounded by cheeses and drenched in honey) Sure he misses using Baby Face and killing people, but all those feet on his screen make up for it. I’d things get bad he’ll consider giving risotto some of his earnings to spend on the team.
Giacchio: absolutely furious at how everything has progressed. Couldn’t the government have done more? Don’t people have any fucking social responsibility or a sense of civic duty?? So what he’s in the mafia, that doesn’t mean he wants innocent people to die!!! If he didn’t know the boss was such a stingy asshole he’d have expected a response from Passione. Contrarily he will literally freeze anyone that steps in a three foot radius around his door.
Pesci: he is an emotional mess. He is terrified. Not about catching the virus no, he trusts Prosci to take care of him. he’s more scared of running out of toilet paper (his teammates are messy and do everything in excess) and his favorite pasta. Will spend hours crying outside of prosciutto’s door (prosci will talk to him through the closed door but obviously no physical contact)
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helping hands - ch. 1
pairing: Butler!Risotto Nero x Fem!Reader
warnings: breast play, sum heavy making out, masturbation, good goods under the cut
Risotto cups your face tenderly, his calloused thumb brushing your soft cheek tenderly. You can feel his hot breath against your skin and your heart stutters against your chest in anticipation of what is to come. The bed dips under his weight as he leans forward to kiss you. And when your lips finally meet, it leaves you breathless. It leaves you weak at the knees and all you could do was desperately grasp onto Risotto’s coat.
So this was what a man felt like.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to each and everyone of you 💖✨ may y'all have chocolate on discount tomorrow for Jojo Friday. Let’s gain love together and then lose it after… I meant fat
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Valentine’s Day Headcanons
A grab bag of characters I love below, little Valentine’s Day headcanons for Lisa Lisa, Jotaro, Mista, and Risotto. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Not explicit, but there are some sex mentions below.
Anonymous asked:
Hey uhhhh cuddling headcannons for Risotto please--
love me some rice man! 🙈
-Risotto Cuddling Headcanons-
- Risotto is one of the best people to cuddle out there like c’mon-strong arms around his s/o, a warm chest to nuzzle into is just *chef’s kiss*.
- He’s always the big spoon. His s/o can try to get him to be the little spoon, he won’t mind at all.
- He just likes holding his s/o in general, it makes him feel secure in a way-like they aren’t going anywhere and they’re safe in his arms.
- Likes to hold hands a lot as he’s holding them. Kinda goes with the one above, he’s afraid to lose more than he has in his life, so it just makes him feel better.
- Also a very warm person, he’s like a personal heater-especially his hands.
- Also likes kissing his s/o on the top of their head as they’re cuddling, especially if they’re laying down together in bed about to go to sleep.
- If he’s having a bad day and depending on how bad it was, he’ll instantly go to his s/o for cuddles. It makes him feel a lot better and he’ll hold his s/o for a bit before he’ll talk about it.
- Overall, he’s a big fan of cuddling and his s/o better be ready for a lot of it!
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind (La Squadra Version) & ("Dere" Version) click and drag game!
I gladly accept these results.
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Risotto Nero
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Crawling back to you 🥵💓
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I need your HCs on secretly perverted Riso!
hooo boy “crickity crackyting my knuckles”
second, my inspiration for a secretly perverted risotto is @ratmonky, who has the amazing ability to turn everything nasty and i love her for it. her hc’s for risotto and the rest of the squad are found right here. heed the warnings tho
I interpreted this as the kinds of scenarios where Risotto’s s/o / object of desire is oblvious to his nasty horny feral energy. most of these are sleazy so be warned
cw: stalking, voyeurism, trespassing, lowkey yandere, corruption kink, predator-prey, primal kink, breeding kink (mentioned), Risotto being horny and sleazy, some nasty biz,
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Anonymous asked:
I don't know hey But i want to see your version of Tequila Girl Risotto ... or maybe only for the beautiful hot Big tiddies. You awake in me many dirty throught about him!!!!!
I showed you my leg and I have a bottle of tequila, now let me pass.
what about goth tequila girl risotto. and i have never consumed tequila but i’m sure that’s what he’s offering.