Jotaro wouldn’t do this, but wouldn’t it be cute if he did

Unwilling Wingman pt. 3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24449647/chapters/60215335

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Josuke rubbed his cheek. It still felt weird after Rohan had used Heaven’s Door on him. It had just been for some base rules but it still felt like a kind of violation.

The first being “Josuke may not mention any details or the deal in general to Jotaro.” Simple enough. Though Josuke did find it a little heartwarming that Rohan thought he and Jotaro were close enough to conspire against him for money. Now that was a relationship to aspire to. 

Second was “Josuke will only speak positively about Rohan Kishibe.” Josuke had been a little skeptical about this one, but as long as it was believable he didn't really care. Money was money, and he sure as fuck was broke.

Third and last rule was only being able to discuss, or rather brainstorm, the matter with Koichi. Which brought up one major question.

“Why didn’t you just ask Koichi to do this? Jotaro talks to him too.” Josuke pointed out.

“I did. He refused.” Rohan looked bitter about this, and frankly Josuke was too. He didn't like being anyone’s sloppy seconds even if it was Rohan, the sloppiest of them all.

“Did you try to bribe him too?” 

“Yes, but that didn’t work for some reason.” Rohan looked genuinely puzzled, but Josuke knew exactly what was wrong with Koichi.

“Yeah he’s got a weird moral code” 

“Something you thankfully lack” Rohan said it with the tone of a compliment but clearly the man was insulting him. Quite rude considering how much time and effort Josuke was so generously sacrificing for Rohan’s pointless little love life. 

“But it works out for both of us this way.” 

“I suppose so”