La Squadra dealing with COVID-19
Prosciutto: Has attempted to quarantine everyone in the hideout in separate rooms. Yes they all live together but he trusts no one in this house not to have stuffed their filthy hands into their mouths. Pesci keeps coming into his room in tears, but Prsciutto is doing his best to keep the boy in his own room (IE spraying him with Lysol so he leaves, and making him talk through the closed door)
Risotto: very concerned about the safety of his teammates but you would never know it. He has refused all hits at this time and has cancelled cleaning crews and eating out to try and save money. He is either enjoying the peace and quiet, or stuck in a dissociative state.
Formaggio: as a pretty social guy he’s going insane. It’s been maybe 24 hours before he gets piss ass drunk and tries to climb out the window to go to a club. Obviously they’re all closed so he just cries in his room until Illuso pounds on the walls to tell him to shut up.
Illuso: probably the first to catch cabin fever. It was maybe two three hours without having someone to flirt with then he lost it. There was a temper tantrum but he went back to his comfort activity: doing his hair. He tried some new experimental styles and came to the conclusion that “hey I’m a hot guy I could totally be a fashion and style vlogger” cue his YouTube fame. People think his commentary (this look is especially useful because it keeps your hair out of your eyes in a fight, this gel is preferred because blood beads right off it) is satire but we know it’s true
Melone: his cam girl business is fucking skyrocketing! with all the horny people stuck inside he’s making bank. His voice is almost gone from talking so much, and he’s gotten very creative with his photo angles. He has turned dick picks into an art (cue photo of his dick on a charcuterie board surrounded by cheeses and drenched in honey) Sure he misses using Baby Face and killing people, but all those feet on his screen make up for it. I’d things get bad he’ll consider giving risotto some of his earnings to spend on the team.
Giacchio: absolutely furious at how everything has progressed. Couldn’t the government have done more? Don’t people have any fucking social responsibility or a sense of civic duty?? So what he’s in the mafia, that doesn’t mean he wants innocent people to die!!! If he didn’t know the boss was such a stingy asshole he’d have expected a response from Passione. Contrarily he will literally freeze anyone that steps in a three foot radius around his door.
Pesci: he is an emotional mess. He is terrified. Not about catching the virus no, he trusts Prosci to take care of him. he’s more scared of running out of toilet paper (his teammates are messy and do everything in excess) and his favorite pasta. Will spend hours crying outside of prosciutto’s door (prosci will talk to him through the closed door but obviously no physical contact)
