Group Torture Dance lessons ~
I FORGOT TO POST IT oh no lets see if it skates the guidelines the same way it did on Insta-
Imagine being the Bucci Boi’s accountant. That shit would be terrifying. I’d be in the back room of Libeccio’s sobbing my eyes out begging Fugo to do it.
Obviously Bruno does his best and keeps close tabs on every expense and in general is the one to manage the money best.
Fugo would be the next rational choice to keep track of the books, but what about after he leaves? Bruno is amazing but baby boy didn’t go to high school how much math can he do??
Everyone would have absolutely no idea what a write off means.
Abbacchio would be like “what do you mean three cases of wine doesn’t count as a health benefit write off? It greatly increases the odds of everyone else staying physically safe from my wrath.”
a twt favorite from valentines last year
WHAO GUYS WE HIT 1.5k!!! And by we I mean me and the lizards that run my brain wooooooo
I’d like to do an event so please just send in random shit and I’ll do my best with it
Please I crave JoJo interaction but am terrified of initiating contact
Yeah I’m wearing a dress with pink flowers for my Gucciest of Ganstars Giogio
Me in Capri explaining to my family how we are living a JoJo reference
⤳ Bruno Bucciarati | Yandere Profile
[ i got several requests for yandere bruno content, so i figured i'd round it all up into a general yandere profile! inspired by both @ddarker-dreams and @cinnamonest - i also used cinnamonest's yandere profile template ]
What are they generally like? Lucid, aware? Obsessive? How do they behave?
Bruno is absolutely a lucid yandere - he's spent his whole life manipulating people in order to benefit himself. It's how he got his men to join Passione, and it's how he draws in his darling. Bruno is okay with manipulation, especially when he thinks that it's for the other person's own good. He may appear caring on the surface, but he's one of the more dangerous yandere types to encounter. Bruno is not obsessive at the beginning, but he quickly becomes so when his darling is involved. He needs to make sure they're properly taken care of, and he's the only one that can do that. Bruno is aware of who he is, and he knows that he's the one that controls his darling's life - the least he could do is make it good. He does love them, after all.
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(Obviously Abbacchio has white satin sheets bc of the Moody Blues song Nights in White Satin)
Bruno: *pulls the sheets over his head like hair*
Bruno: Now I look like you ;)
Abbacchio: *cardiac arrest*
New Traditions. [Bruno Buccellati]
Happy Birthday Capo!
18+ content ahead!
cw: birthday sex, oral, face sitting
My professor: *lecturing*
My brain: DILF BRUNO DILF BRUNO DILF BRUNO
I’m presenting in 5 minutes and it’s happening again
My professor: *lecturing*
My brain: DILF BRUNO DILF BRUNO DILF BRUNO
Are you ever just listening to old Lana Del Rey while browsing your recommended page on YouTube when a Sticky Fingers Best Punches compilation video pops up and you can’t scroll past something like that but then the combination is just too powerful and emotionally provocative so you start sobbing
Ahahahaaa me neither
hoow about bruno for the valentine's day thing?
POV: micro bruno gives u soft rose and a kissie for valentine’s day because
This morning I made sure to return the kissy ❤️
bless
Bruno is best boy