I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
it feels like a fucking mma match in my stomach right now
hsu hao why did you reblog this?
I just wanted to wish you a happy 40tj anniversaruy
who are you talking to?
Giant unagi eel
imagining a guy wearing this hat and a matching olive overcoat to an intro econ class and he says nothing at all except Uh could you go back a slide i didnt finish writing that down. one time
Sometimes i do not read quick enough Im sorry if it happens again
bro if i catch you eating poison one more time
SO WHAT
Don't accept rotten food from anyone
I know you all think its so simple
I didnr kill your little brother but if i did im really sorry it’s hard being red dragon operative
remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:
because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women
ハナキンですので しごとやめればですよ
I recommend you you to stop working because it's Friday night
ten fucking years its been in my head
teto!
because you had a bat day
you hang upside down
you echolocate just fly all around
i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time
ROME. SENATOR OF ROME. ROMAN SENATOR OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC. ROME
I realize now that to most ppl outside my specific circle of classics fandom this is not in fact any less weird
I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
People can't just say "I don't like this music" anymore they gotta call you gay and autistic for listening to a band that had one song go viral
just gonna drop this here